Revved Up & Ridiculous

I’m a mechanic…
You know… the guy your girl calls when you can’t bust a nut

Son: “dad, what is a man”
Dad: “it’s someone who takes care of their family”
Son: “oh… well I want to grow up to be a man, just like mom”
Dad: “… stop”

No one ever tells you how much of parenting is just standing there waiting for your kid to get out of the car.