Bacon Addiction

My wellness journey is going great.
I’ve avoided all advice, all judgment, and most vegetables. 🥓

The true breakfast challenge isn’t cooking the eggs… it’s hearing that bacon say “eat me now” while you’re still waiting. 🥓😂

This is what happens when both options are way too cute. For one brief second, I really considered turkey bacon… then the bottom photo hit me. 😭🥓

3:00 a.m. Dark parking lot. Wild bear. Still not leaving without that BLT.. 🥓

What is just me or did the bear start it? 🐻

For everyone who came here looking for a nice breast and a sexy leg…

I know what you were expecting.
I’m just saying… this is way better. 🥓🍗

Somebody looked at boring food and said… “You know what this needs?”

A bacon blanket.

That person wasn’t just a genius… they are a hero. 🥓

Since I only eat it crispy, nothing has changed... A strict diet doesn’t mean giving up bacon… it means being very selective in how you cook it. 🥓 🤣

The math is simple. Start with one pound of bacon… somehow end up needing another pound of bacon. 🥓

If your day doesn’t start with a little bacon grease somewhere… are you even doing mornings right? 🥓

Bacon teaches patience… mostly because nobody wants to explain how they burned their mouth on something they knew was still too hot. 🥓