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Sup people. Big week. I killed another plant. This one was a pineapple tree. It was a just-fineapple tree until it ran into me. *Oh Dad🙄*
Anyways, tonight is D&D night and I am thrilled to report that Royhorn the Great is now a 5th level gnome illusionist. They grow up so fast. If anyone sees a 3rd level fireball go off out in Euclid tonight, don't be alarmed.

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The Tremont FIRE! sale lasted about 7 minutes. Some lady from MooooooTown Creamery stopped in and bought everything that wasn't bolted down. She went full American Pickers on my ass. Said "meet me in the middle" at least twice and I think we did a bundle deal. It all happened so fast.

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This Fascinating Artwork By Fabio Gomes Trindade (https://www.boredpanda.com/street-art-women-portraits-hair-trees-fabio-gomes-trindade)

Two years ago I went to Shoreditch in London and now I think I am the world's foremost expert on Banksy, Broccoli Man (https://www.shoreditchstreetarttours.co.uk/adrian-boswell-is-shoreditchs-broccoli-man/) , and a bunch of other gritty outdoor art stuff. It takes anyone about three questions to figure out I don't know what I am talking about. Lucky for me it doesn't take a monthly subscription to Juxtapoz to know that this outdoor tree art is popping off! (But it helps, and I have a subscription. Ask me about it. And of course, I saw where Exit Through The Gift Shop (https://youtu.be/oHJBdDSTbLw) was headed waaaay before it was over!)

Martin Couney Never Held A Medical License But Saved More Than 7,000 Premature Babies Over The Course Of His Lifetime By Exhibiting Them In Incubators At His Coney Island Sideshow. (https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasf**k/comments/pkhhz7/martin_couney_never_held_a_medical_license_but/)

Sorry for the long-ass title but it pulls you into this cra-cra statement I am about to make. Did you know that as late as the 1940s your best bet as the parent of a premature infant was to take it to a sideshow? I am not joking. There is a whole 99% Invisible (https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/the-infantorium/) podcast about it so it is true.

A Look At The Grateful Dead's Wall of Sound (https://web.archive.org/web/20101124025134/http://www.audiojunkies.com/blog/730/an-insiders-look-at-the-grateful-deads-wall-of-sound)

In the summer of 1995 Pot-Scott, Hippy-Chip, Virginia, and I went to Three Rivers Stadium to see the Grateful Dead. We took parking lot acid, danced in the rain, and I think Scott drove home. On that day, I had no idea who the Dead were or that Jerry Garcia would be dead in a month. This goes to show you, you don't need to know s**t to enjoy s**t. I am sure if I knew about this Wall of Sound from the 1974 tour I would have been talking everyone's ear off and our whole trip would have suffered.

Fly Geyser (https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/fly-ranch-geyser)

A century ago a collision of human error and natural geothermal pressure created this rainbow-colored geologic wonder. If you ever find yourself in Gerlach, Nevada take a look!

Have a good weekend. One Love!

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Hey Tremont. The rumors are true. A guy that lives down the street made us a smoking offer on 2362 Professor Ave and the building is no longer ours. The plan is to close down on September 19th and pack up the coolers. No more Tremont Scoops.

The last nine seasons have gone by in a flash. What started off as six friends from Twitter who didn't know s**t about ice cream has slowly become an ex-husband and wife buddy comedy team who kind of knows s**t about ice cream. Ann and I (and Nikki, Adam, Ron, and Ryan) created a ton of great memories and most importantly gave 30+ knucklehead teenagers a chance at their first job. I like to think we created a place where they could make mistakes, show up almost on time and grow into better adults. Yeah making money is great, but making great people is where it is at. If you ever worked for us. Thank you.

Ok, that is about it. Ann is going to take a well-deserved rest from me asking why a Tremont scoops jet-ski isn't "advertising". Me, I think I may do something with ice cream over in Lakewood.

Once again Sunday, September 19th is it. Please stop in before then to get one last pint or take a few pictures on the swings!

One love ya all

Paul & Ann

7/10/21 - The shop will open tonight at 5PM.

We will be back to normal and open on Sunday at noon.

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Sup people. The summer is in full swing and I feel great. Some random dude on the street told me my new Nike Daybreaks (https://www.flightclub.com/daybreak-type-what-the-cz8654-164) were hot fire and I haven't fallen off my paddleboard since Sunday. Suck it last summer, this summer in my new bae.

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The Scratch N Win contest went over swimmingly last week. Thank you soooo much to the Apple Corporation for agreeing to team up. Our big winner was Danielle M from Cleveland! And before you ask it is not the Danielle from the Dr Phil show. I asked. I asked twice just to make sure.

Links

Winnebago Man (https://youtu.be/zSWUWPx2VeQ)

Back in 2006 when we had the mortgage company Mitch and I were sure of three things. Taking morning key bumps off your AMEX card was safer than coffee, home values would rise for infinity and this was the funniest video ever discovered.

Unbelievable Camouflage - Vietnam (https://www.reddit.com/r/nextf**kinglevel/comments/o75h76/unbelievable_camouflage_vietnam/)

I always think I would have done ok in Nam. I travel well, I look good with a gun, high and tight hair, check. But Charlie popping out of spider holes while I am thinking about Maryjane Rottencrotch (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbUXrF_OLmc) back in Newcomerstown is not my cup of loose leaf Vietnamese tea.

Hand Hutting The Ridge Of A Metal Roof (https://www.reddit.com/r/nextf**kinglevel/comments/o6tdyn/hand_cutting_the_ridge_of_a_metal_roof/)

If any of you have ever used a set of left-handed tin snips(you haven't) you would know how incredibly difficult what this guy is doing(it is a guy). And Dad if you are reading this(you aren't) I don't want to hear they are really right-handed tin snips(they may be).

A Theme Park 400 Feet Underground In One Of The Oldest Salt Mines Ever (https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/salina-turda)

I love watching people sweat out the Mountain Dew at Cedar Point as much as the next judgy ex-pudgy guy, but what if the sun didn't have to beat down on all those neck-rolls all day? Here is your answer, right in the heart of Romania.

One Love!

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