Dev and Linds

To our esteemed patrons, we have an important announcement to make. After much deliberation, we will be closing the doors of our Charlotte location and relocating back to Athens, Georgia in a few months' time.

We are thrilled that Hattie has been promoted to Senior Vice President (SVP) of Disco Dancing at our newest establishment! And Freddie is still leading the charge as VP of P**ps with Mary Lundy serving alongside him as Junior P**p Manager.

We look forward to welcoming you to our latest location soon!

To our most valued patrons, our Boston location was deemed too frigid for human life, so we have relocated to our new Charlotte location. Also, we have hired on additional staff in the meantime. Hattie Baker is our new VP of P**ps.