UWEX Aggieland

Law Enforcement Agencies from all around Aggieland are conducting search all over Aggieland for any American soldiers. Expect delays on major on your commute to work for a while. These brave officer are going to work tirelessly until these dogs are found. If you know where these American's are hiding please contact your local law enforcement agency.

The American's raided a theater were the America ex-patriots were being held. However, our brave forces managed to caught the American's after they conducted the raid and are now being held by the Loftin administration. Now we will find the rest of the American criminals conducting attacks in our country and destroy the rebels too.

Four BMC SWAT personnel were killed during a raid at a communications site, which they were guarding. These men were patriots of Aggieland and will be surely missed. If you have any information regarding the deaths of these brave men. Please contact your local authorities.

President Jindal of Louistan announced today that he would like to see President Loftin on neutral turf. President Loftin hasn't responded to President Jindal's proposition. This could be the blasphemous Louistanians finally admitting their guilt towards the crimes they have committed to Aggieland. Now if only the rest of the international community would follow suit and ask for forgiveness.