Empowered Sleep Apnea

CARTOON BREAK!!

As always, we're over-the-moon to see our pal Claudio gracing the pages of the mighty SLEEP REVIEW magazine this month 💙 ...for a punchy little romp Dave's calling "A Simple Question: Part 3"...
..turns out that how we talk about the Beast called "Sleep Apnea" sometimes makes all the difference!...If ... what's in YOUR lexicon??? 🥰 💙 💯
..thanks, as always, to editor Sree Roy for giving Claudio a place to play 🙂 🙂 🙂

Click the link to go to the online magazine and flip to page 26!

https://digitaledition.sleepreviewmag.com/sleeprev/diged/20251112/index.html?_gl=1*1rahhqr*_ga*OTI5MDgyMzE5LjE3NjA0NTUzNDk.*_ga_QE6D61YLZG*czE3NjY1MDA4MTkkbzMkZzAkdDE3NjY1MDA4MTkkajYwJGwwJGgw

HEY LIFE FANS!! It's time we talked about MELATONIN and HEART FAILURE!

WHAAAAAA??? If the latest news about MELATONIN took you by surprise, you're not alone! Is it time to panic? Or is it time for EMPOWERMENT?

Take a gander at Dave's snappy new essay entitled: THE FEAR OF SLEEPING PILLS PART II: Melatonin, Heart Failure, and the Subtle Art of Not Panicking...see what you think!

click the link to read:

The Fear of Sleeping Pills Part II: Melatonin, Heart Failure, and the Subtle Art of Not Panicking — Empowered Sleep Apnea That’s the trouble with self-selection: the groups are different from the beginning…so proving they’re different at the end really shouldn’t come as a huge surprise.

Dave’s latest cartoon turned out to be so big (*HOW BIG WAS IT??*) 🤗 --it was SO BIG, he had to make it into a POSTER, and the essay that goes along with it had to be split into THREE PARTS! Whaaaaaaaaaaaa???

Read the first of THREE ENCOUNTERS in a series entitled: What Would Walt Disney Do?

PART 1: THE FRAGMENTIEST PLACE ON EARTH is now LIVE...check it out...and find out why a cartoon just might save us all!! 🤩

“What Would Walt Disney Do?” Part I : The Fragmentiest Place On Earth — Empowered Sleep Apnea Launched from Rebis’ shores, our Blue Balloon has taken us to terrain that smells like popcorn and broken dreams, and the carnival music is sometimes drowned out by crying…

Reuters News Release

Filed from Old Altrusia Bureau

SleeStaks Accused of Systematic Vandalism Against Chaka’s Public Awareness Campaign

OLD ALTRUSIA, Land of the Lost (Reuters) — Authorities in Old Altrusia are investigating what they describe as a “pattern of organized sabotage” after multiple public health installations tied to Pakuni spokesperson Chaka Manczewitz were defaced or destroyed in recent days.

Witnesses report that groups of masked SleeStaks have been targeting Chaka-branded posters, billboards, and vehicles linked to his “Fix Before Six” airway health initiative.
• In one incident, dozens of Chaka’s brightly colored propaganda posters were torn down from the stone walls of the Lost City and dumped into the StinkPits of Ra, a move described by officials as “both deliberate and contemptuous.”
• A specially wrapped cyber-truck emblazoned with the campaign’s slogans was spray-painted with Sleestak symbols and later set on fire, leaving only a charred chassis near the Pylon causeway.
• Most brazenly, the brand-new billboard featuring Chaka’s smiling endorsement of early dental airway screening was riddled with Sleestak poison darts — traditionally used for hunting — and smeared with black tar, obscuring the message.

“This is not random mischief,” said Old Altrusia constable Marn Tlepp. “We are looking at a coordinated effort to silence Chaka’s campaign, which has become an undeniable force in public health education across the Land of the Lost.”

Chaka himself, appearing at a hastily arranged press conference, expressed both sorrow and resolve. Speaking through a translator, he said: “Chaka sad. Chaka mad. But Chaka strong. Mouth-breathing still bad. We fight on.”

Analysts suggest the vandalism may reflect SleeStak resistance to public health messaging, or perhaps longstanding cultural tensions between Pakuni tribes and SleeStak enclaves. Officials, however, have not ruled out the possibility of an “agent provocateur” element seeking to escalate conflict for political gain.

The Altrusia Center for Craniofacial Futures confirmed the campaign will continue despite the setbacks. Replacement posters are already being printed, and crews were seen this morning re-painting the billboard.

“Health is too important to be silenced by darts and tar,” the Center said in a statement.