Adventist Massachusetts
Prayer Meeting 7 - 8 pm on Wednesdays
Sabbath Schools 9 - 10:50 am
Divine Worships on SABBATHS - 11 am - 1:45 pm (Saturday)
Youth Programs 4 - 6 pm
Special Program / Events (TBA) 6 - 8 pm
(Youth and events hours subjected to change with notice)
Biblical humor ๐๐Be bless๐๐พ๐
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph
was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles
were all in one Accord.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
PS... Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?
Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . 'He-brews'
KEEP SMILING!!!! GOD LOVES YOU BUNCHES AND! BUNCHES!!!!
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07/09/2023
Thank you Lord ๐
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