Adventist Massachusetts

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Prayer Meeting 7 - 8 pm on Wednesdays
Sabbath Schools 9 - 10:50 am
Divine Worships on SABBATHS - 11 am - 1:45 pm (Saturday)
Youth Programs 4 - 6 pm
Special Program / Events (TBA) 6 - 8 pm
(Youth and events hours subjected to change with notice)

08/04/2023

Biblical humor ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜Be bless๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?
A. Ruthless.


Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
A. German Shepherds.

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph
was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles
were all in one Accord.

Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.

Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?
A. David He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.

Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.

Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?
A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.

PS... Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?
Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . 'He-brews'

KEEP SMILING!!!! GOD LOVES YOU BUNCHES AND! BUNCHES!!!!
Friends are God's way of taking care of us โค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บโค๏ธโค๏ธ

07/09/2023

Thank you Lord ๐Ÿ™

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Opening Hours

Monday 8am - 1pm
Tuesday 8am - 1pm
Wednesday 8am - 1pm
Thursday 7:30am - 1pm
Friday 8am - 1pm