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"A spooky sighting has occurred on FAU’s campus ahead of Halloween–– no, it’s not a disgraced Owlsley snorting 30 lines of coke, a blood sacrifice, or even pr*****ed as***le in the campus rec–– rather unbelievably, a ghost has been spotted at FAU! And not just any ghost mind you, as the ghastly visage was confirmed to be our very own Howard Schnellenberger."

Ghost Of Famed FAU Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger Spotted Sh****ng On Howard Schnellenberger Field – The Hoot A spooky sighting has occurred on FAU’s campus ahead of Halloween–– no, it’s not a disgraced Owlsley snorting 30 lines of coke, a blood sacrifice,...

"A popular statement uttered by the older generations at FAU and across the country, Baby Boomers wishing it was like when they were younger is not uncommon. However, Prof. Keads disagrees with all of those people. He doesn’t wish it was like when he was 15, he wishes it was like the old, old days."

Victorian Literature Professor Wishes It Was Like The Good Ol' Days – The Hoot “I know you’ve heard this before,” said Dr. Jim Keads, Professor of Classical and Victorian Literature, “but gosh I wish it was like the old...

"It is common knowledge amongst former gifted students, and those who are unfortunate enough to be around them for more than five minutes, that they experienced a difficult time as students and now crave validation in their adult lives."

Local Former Gifted Kid Accepts Invitation To Honors Society Just To Feel Something – The Hoot This past Monday, a local former gifted kid accepted an invitation to an honors society at FAU just to feel something. It is common knowledge...

"FAU’s thoughtful administration has come up with a way to remind students what campus life was like: sending parking tickets students would have normally received at school to their houses."

FAU Sends Parking Tickets To Students Living At Home To Mimic Campus Life – The Hoot Even with campus continuing to open up as Covid restrictions loosen, there is still a large student population that is completing their classes online. FAU’s...