Rowland Tree Service

hello!.. hello!. Google?... excuse me ma'am .. you must be serri .. I lost my phone.. I need to call my wife.. her number?... it's in my phone. I haven't manually dialed a number in years.. can u text on this phone?.. .. then can u connect me to AI?.. they say AI knows everything. maybe it knows her number... deposit $9.50 in change?.. it says 35 cents on this phone.. inflation?.. I don't even have change. they say there is a change shortage so I don't want to seam privileged my flaunting dimes and quarters like i.m a baller! ...I cant go home because I don't know how to get there.. I followed Google maps to get here and my truck self drove most of the way. I slept half of it... I tried to use my card but my bank sends a security code to my email which is on my phone, which is lost.. I tried to write a check and the kid behind the counter asked what a check is... my wife always told me if I.m ever down and out I might have do something strange for some change.. now I see what she ment... if I can earn the $9.50 in change. i.ll call u back... I have to cut my shorts into shorty shorts.. pray for me.

10points if you remember me driving this truck.... 20 points if you actually rode in this truck.... 30 points if you helped put a transmission in this truck.... 40 points if you actually hired the kid in this pickup to cut your tree or do some crap job no one else wanted to do ... add ur points together.. what's your score?

to quote that old country song.."i ain't as good as I once was, but i.m good once, as I ever was!".. I look like a hero... for bout an hour climbing... big difference in being 47 from when I was 27!......