The Shirtless Chef ATX

I don’t like to make comparisons, but the similarities are wild
Michael Jordan: 7 NBA titles
Stephanos: 7 bachelorettes only remember their night due to a chest hair they found in between their teeth
Michael Jordan: record 10 NBA scoring titles
Stephanos: Body has been used as a serving platter for a record 10 dishes
Michael Jordan: Record made the all defensive team 9 times
Stephanos: record 9 hoes voted all time shirtless shakshuka
I tell the facts you decide
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