Batty jr.

There once was a great owl who guided all the other owls through their weekly problems (owls don't have daily problems, for one they are nocturnal, and second they are just a little bit better than humans at dealing with stuff -about seven times better-). Now, anytime an owl would hurt it's wing, or lose it's house key, or forget to turn off a burner or something, this great owl would reassure:
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