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CLAWstin 11 was hella fun and definitely ONE LOUDER!

Photos by the awesome Brent LaVelle!

Now that the glitter has settled and the Clawbucks have been counted, we're thrilled to report that CLAWstin 11 raised FOURTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS for Save The Food Austin! Massive thank yous to the badass wrestlers and their entourages, Ref Gena, Emcee David, Empire Control Room & Garage, our sponsors, the volunteers, everyone who donated and that rowdy crowd! Thanks to you, Save the Food Austin's getting a new fridge, which means they can save more food from being wasted and feed more hungry people. Y'all made us proud!

A special shoutout to Cherry Bomb for winning the top fundraiser banana!

For our new members of CLAWstin Nation, here's a little explainer on how we do things. You pop out your plastic or your cash. We give you some of our (probably) legal currency. You give it to the wrestler (or wrestlers, if you're kinda loose) you want to support. The wrestler who raises the most money gets the glory. Save The Food Austin gets a new fridge to store even more fresh food they save from being wasted so they can feed hungry people.

Yeah, you're gonna get shaken down, but you're gonna like it.

Meet our final wrestler! At #8, it's Miss Information!

CLAWstin Nation, we’ve got big news from the world of ladies’ arm wrestling! Former national champion wrestler Editrix is back – but she’s, um, changed.

While working as a fact-checker in a laboratory in WuWu, China, the Mistress of Correction was the victim of a terrible lab accident that infected her with an experimental virus. Once infected, she transformed into a powerful bioweapon: Miss Information, able to spew eight hundred and eighty-eight untrue statements per minute and prone to explosive outbursts.

Miss Information knows who your friends are. She knows what kind of music you like, what makes you laugh and how you vote. She knows what you say you like and what you secretly crave. She knows what you fear and exactly how to make you fear it even more. And she knows how to get your money for Save The Food Austin

So if you’re pretty sure “it’s all a conspiracy,” pony up the payola at her fundraising link https://www.givepulse.com/fundinguser/139

Event details at www.facebook.com/events/949299468969781/
Sept 30
The Garage at Empire Control Room & Garage
Doors at 8 pm
Advance $10 tix at tinyurl.com/47vkzkhz
Be masked & vaxxed or tested. (Full COVID safety policy is at bit.ly/3BZfQBB )