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Guess jokes about a public figure are now somehow personal harrassment on TikTok. All these platforms are cooked. All these bootlickers have been bought.

I thought nothing this summer would be as embarrassing and humiliating as Kendrick's world-wide, anti-Drake campaign, but then I remembered to NEVER under estimate
Will Smith.

Thank you to everyone who sent birthday wishes last week! Turning 40 is weird, and I'm not sure how I got here, but I'm happy I made it this far, and I'm blessed to have so many amazing, kind, talented, big-hearted people around me for so much of this mad journey of being human. NGL, my 30s ended on a pretty rough note, and what's in front of me right now is really uncertain and pretty damn scary, but I'm not giving up, and I'm still excited to see what's next, no matter how challenging. I love the life I've made and I love y'all so so much for being part of it.

Houston! This weekend I'm on the Best Of Secret Group Friday and Saturday night on two incredible lineups. Tickets are just $10 so get them before they're sold out!