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Use condoms and no loud moaning after 9PM

I guess I have dementia 🤔

This chair came with two right arms. Well I just bought this chair at ***** and was more than a little disappointed to find that it had two right arms. Since the arms are cut to fit precisely, my hopes of sitting were dashed.

Someone pooped on my roof. I just moved into a new rental house yesterday and discovered what looks like human dookie.

Beans pressure cooker exploded 😭 i've been using this pressure cooker with no issues for the last 4 years. The one time I try to cook kidney beans instead of the usual black beans the cooker decides to pop.😭

it's on the popcorn ceiling😭

it's embedded in my toaster and air fryer 😭

i'm super thankful the stove didn't break, i'm hoping I can remove the burnt marks. i'm gonna replace the toaster I think but can't afford a new air fryer so I feel like i'm gonna be smelling beans whenever I use it even after I deep clean it 😂