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Holy F**K holy S**T it's DECEMBER this happens EVERY F**KING YEAR and yet remains a surprise every time

We've got a sick bill coming Friday the 12th at !

It's debut show and they are gonna absolutely open holes in reality, beware of spillage

It's our second time playing with the odd-time groovers of and we are super excited to witness them again

Lastly we are privileged to be playing for the first time with the absolute thug-heavy nastiness of

Tickets available at the door or online at danteslive.com

Hit us up for paper tickets! It's a smidgen cheaper and you get to look us soulfully in the eyes when we hand them off to you

Hello beautiful people. We are joining our friends in for their ALBUM RELEASE SHOW, SATURDAY THE 30TH. Go and stream their album Broken Toys anywhere you can hear music.

It's a night of reunions and firsts, as we are sharing the stage with Portland metal veterans for the first time AND playing for the first time! We are very excited for this nice 'n early 7 PM Saturday blastronomy! We are opening the night and can't wait to set the tone for your Saturday.

As ever, f**k Trump, f**k ICE, f**k Israel, and f**k Putin. We love you. Come and persist through the horrors with us.

THE TIME IS NIGH
THE MOON DRAWS CLOSE
THE PUPAE ARE PRESENT
We have the ultimate pleasure and honor of opening for our heavy homies in this Saturday at the legendary ! Come out and eat some pizza and shake your whole ass for us and our boys!!

Ho boy o golly o gosh jiminy geewillickers

HERE WE GO AGAIN

This Sunday the 15th we close the night out for our new friends in WAVICLE ( .music ) and MOON LETTERS ( )

It's a Sunday, and it's hot, so come sweat out some o' that ol' existential dread with us at

As ever, unequivocally, F**K TRUMP, F**K ICE, F**K ISRAEL, WE LOVE YOU