The Potato Point Chronicle

Democrat Voters Celebrate Diversity By Selecting Two Straight, White, Male Candidates For President Democrat voters narrowed their options for the 2020 Democratic presidential nomination from 20+ candidates to two finalists. Included in the rejected group were several women, a Latino, gay, Asian, and African-American humans as well as extra terrestrial beings (in the case of Marianne Williamson)

Facebook Anxiously Awaits Man With Zero Years Of Law Experience To Give Opinion On Steven Avery Case Thousands of Facebook friends anxiously waited Thursday for the verdict to by delivered on the Steven Avery case after their friend Zac Brown watched all 10 episodes of Making a Murderer on Netflix. "Zac is an expert on legal issues. I know the 4 years he spent at the local community college e