Ruff & Rags

🐾 Ruff N’ Rags presents:
A Formal Statement from Your Dog

Hi. It’s me. Your dog.
And I’d like to address something important:

Cats are out here doing the absolute least.
They sleep 22 hours a day, knock over your plants, and still get worshipped like they’re Cleopatra.

Meanwhile, I saved you from the mailman three times this week and all I got was yelled at for barking too loud.

Also, have you seen what cats wear? Oh wait — NOTHING.
They hate accessories, they hate joy, and they definitely hate how good I look in my new bandana from Ruff N’ Rags.

✨ Handmade.
✨ Stylish.
✨ Tailored for dogs who believe in looking good, even when sniffing butts.

Every time I walk past a cat in this bandana, I can hear their jealousy vibrating through their judgmental little whiskers. Todd (the cat next door) pretended not to care, but I saw him staring from the window. Stay pressed, Todd.

So yeah. While cats are busy licking their own butts and being emotionally unavailable, I’m out here serving LOOKS in handcrafted canine couture.

🧣 Ruff N’ Rags —
Because cats have nine lives, but I have nine bandanas and a personality. Buy all nine on Saturday May 10th at Arts in the Sunset!

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