Akron Punk Night

Tonite at The Legion.

This Friday Larry and I present to you the glory of all things Punk. This is a one-off extravaganza to fill a void left by Annabell’s closing. A void that frankly, has left Larry unable to perform sexually. Please join us for an all Punk, Hardcore, Oi!, 77-sleaze (whatever you wanna call it), all-vinyl event. We’ve missed ya. -MF

Tonight.

TONIGHT! Detroit’s Norcos y Horchata, Shane Vain & the Village Vandals and me…glorious me spinning records all night.

If the USA is going to reverse-origami itself into an fiery, end-o’-Poltergeist ‘slurp’, you might as well have a good buzz on. Come on out tonight at 9pm and pull a Nero with us.

9pm TONIGHT!!! Rush your rumps into Annabells and get your drinks in before Snowpocalypse 2022 arrives late Wednesday. It may be weeks before you’re able to get a DUI without the aid of a dog sled. See ya there.

This Tuesday. Show up and get some of that street cred you’ve been reading about. Also, Larry Brent will be joining me behind the turntables, so come get your t**s signed.

TONIGHT. A bevy of booze, a mountain of music and an amazing assembly of as****es. Nico’s Tacos (yes I’ve capitalized “Tacos”…have some fu***ng respect.) will be available as well as Don Julio tequila samples. There will also be raffles and assorted prizes if you bring prizes and organize raffles yourselves. Larry and I will see you twerps later tonight.

Woohoooo!