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BREAKING NEWS!!!
Bill Gates has resigned as the 'Chairman of Microsoft' after receiving a letter from Ssebagala Nasser Ntege.
It read:-
Dear Sir,
I have some questions to ask.
Namba won) The keyboard alphabets are not in order, when will you launch the correct version?
Namba too) There is a 'Start' button but no 'Stop' button, where is it?
Namba thiri) I have already learned Microsoft Word, when will you launch Microsoft Sentence?
Namba for) There is a recycle bin but... There is no one who comes to collect the bin.
And finally eh personal question:
Why is your name Gates when you sell Windows?

A mother used to cook chicken everyday for her kids bt the kids got fed up
Gal: i'm going to tell mum to stop cooking chicken
Boy: why?
Gal: i have started growing small feathers down there,
Boy: eeeeh, i thought i was the only one
Gal: you too! see mine, they are many! show me yours
Boy: (taking short down) see what mum is doing to us with her chicken daily
Gal: eeeeh! you dont only have feathers, you also have a neck of hen.
Boy: not only a neck. grab down the neck u will feel two eggs. i'm scared am going start laying eggs soon,

51-Year-Old Nigerian Bought As A Toy By A Rich White Kid The Toy, a popular 80s movie, was about a spoiled rich white kid who buys a black man (played by Richard Pryor). Now there is a real life story: Wallace Turnquist purchased Ezekiel Akpu-nku from Nigeria as a playmate and servant for this 13-year-old son, Skyler. According to reports, Wallace Turnqui…

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