JAM

Friyayroxx

Happy Lunar New Year Rock’n Roll

We drink all night until the music gets bold!

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Lineup:
Just Another Band
Plague Pits
Rave

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20 February
8 pm onwards
300 baht at door
AT JAM

🎤📟 BATHROOM SINGING: I PUT WAIFUS ON OLD NOKIAS EDITION 💞📞

🗓 Friday 27 February 2026
⏰ 8PM till the battery dies (late)
📍 Jam, Bangkok
💸 Free Entry – Yes, FREE, like a pre-installed Snake game

🚨🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THIS IS A SIMP EMERGENCY. 🚨🚨
Your eyes are correct. Your soul is ready. Your old Nokia is trembling.

📢 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE NOKIA NETWORK 📢
We’ve hacked the matrix, loaded it with anime waifus, and shoved the whole thing into a Nokia 3310. That’s right — this Friday, you’re dialing into a glitter-drenched karaoke fever dream where polyphonic ringtones meet polygonal perfection. Your mic is a golden relic, your toilet is a throne of power, and your playlist? Digitally depraved.

💥 REASONS TO SING TILL YOU SHORT-CIRCUIT 💥
📱 Your crush replied “k” and it deserves a heartbreak ballad.
📟 You still remember your first ringtone. Sing it.
💔 Your Tamagotchi died in 2003 and you never healed.
🧼 You finally washed your anime body pillow.
🩵 You once whispered “ara ara” into a flip phone.
🕹️ You know all the words to “Butter-Fly” and will prove it.
💅 You’ve been cosplaying emotional stability — it’s time to break.
🛜 You came to Jam to transcend Bluetooth and ascend to Waif-Fi.

💫 WHAT TO EXPECT 💫
🎤 A golden microphone ready to capture your most cursed J-pop screams
🚽 A golden toilet, because every emotional breakdown deserves a royal flush
📺 Projected chaos, waifus on the walls, and text tones that unlock your inner sailor scout
💃 A crowd of degenerates, angels, and people who still believe in IR ports
✨ Spontaneous anime openings, glitter storms, and maybe a mid-song transformation sequence

📣 THIS IS YOUR SUMMONING CIRCLE
Come dressed as your favorite waifu, husbando, Nokia brick, or haunted ringtone. Grab the mic. Belt your truth. Wield the glitter. You’re not just attending — you’re part of the canon now.

🔥 FINAL TRANSMISSION:
Bring your voice.
Bring your simping spirit.
Bring absolutely ZERO dignity.
Stand under the lights.
Grab the mic.
Sing to the waifus.
Honor the toilet.
Become legend.

💖📱🎤 SEE YOU AT JAM. WE’RE ALREADY SAVING YOU A SEAT IN THE SIMP ZONE. 🎤📱💖