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Breaking News 😭😭
A Kenyan prophet has gone viral (again) — this time for claiming the world will end on August 2, 2025. Yes, mark your calendars... or maybe don’t bother, because according to him, there won’t be a calendar left.

What’s confusing is that while some people are panicking, others are just chilling, saying, “If it ends, it ends.” One guy even said he’ll wait till August 1 to start praying — last-minute vibes!

But let’s be honest, the prophet is serious-serious. No jokes. He’s dropping warnings like it’s a movie trailer: “Coming soon: The End of the World – Featuring You!”

So whether you believe it or not, maybe just be nice to people, eat your favorite meal, and don’t leave your clothes in the washing machine. You never know — August 2 might just pull up uninvited!