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Happy 40th birthday to our legendary bass player Hampus!

Today marks a historic moment. Not because you turned 40… but because archaeologists worldwide have finally confirmed that Hampus is now officially old enough to be considered an artifact himself.

After years of professional experience digging up ancient bones, pottery, and forgotten civilizations, Hampus has now reached the exciting stage of life where he can simply look in the mirror for research material.

When he’s not carefully brushing dirt off 2,000-year-old objects, he’s at home carefully brushing Cheeto dust off his keyboard while yelling at 12-year-olds in shooter games and “strategically hydrating” with his 7th beer of the evening. True dedication to science.

Fun fact: the only thing older than the ruins he excavates is his reaction time in PC shooters.

Here’s to 40 years of questionable decisions, loud bass lines, dusty holes in the ground, and enough beer to carbon-date your liver.

Happy birthday you ancient leg

2003, we did our first “proper” tour in Germany. and half way into the tour we decided that like every cool band we should have our band name on our van (Peter Punks van to be honest) , said and done we found some nice looking green tape and began to create the best looking “logo” mankind ever seen, the fact that we ran out of green tape and also space doesn’t really matter when you’re young, drunk and on top of the world.

Tack som fan för alla tummar upp i tävlingen. Nu är den avslutad och vinnaren slumpats fram av de ca 100 som deltog. Grattis Marcus Vargtörne!

Hoppas se er alla på en spelning inom snar framtid.

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Club underground pre gig bu****it talking and beer and gin sippin’ on this day 14 years ago.