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🔥 Hot Take: The Onion’s “New Infowars” Episode 1 is Peak Comedy… Cemetery ☠️

Tim Heidecker rolls up in a suit, sips “the blood of the forsaken” like it’s a $20 cabernet, and rants about satanic peace deals while the rainbow Infowars logo glows in the background.

Bro really said “this is FDA unapproved human blood” with a straight face.

We went from Alex Jones yelling about chemicals turning the frogs gay… to this?

A $81k-a-month lease on the co**se of Infowars just to serve watered-down Adult Swim bits?

The satire is so toothless it needs dentures. Congrats, you’ve turned the conspiracy king into a wine mom doing performance art.

10/10 for effort, 2/10 for laughs. I’d rather rewatch the old episodes.

Who else is not buying this rebrand?

Drop your roasts below 👇

🚫 The Victim Trap is Comfortable… But It’s a Prison.

You didn’t choose what happened to you.
But you DO choose what you do next.
Every time you replay the story of how unfair life was, you give your power away.

Every time you blame someone else for where you are, you delay where you could be.

The strongest people I know aren’t the ones who had it easiest.

They’re the ones who stopped waiting for the world to apologize and started building anyway.

Your scars are real.
Your excuses don’t have to be.

Drop a 🔥 if you’re choosing growth over grievance today.

What’s one area of your life you’re done playing victim in? Tell me in the comments 👇