EDSAdness

nk about that for a second. Day in and day out, millions upon millions of sad, broken, and lonely fools trudge the whole stretch of EDSA, muttering under their breaths while trying to avoid perverts who grope asses and the pickpockets who grope wallets. All of these already gigantic hassles and what do they get on top of it? The reddest cherry of MORE DISAPPOINTMENT. Now imagine the collective sadness concentrated on this road. If all those people would sigh in unison, even the statue of Our Lady Peace would start bawling like a baby. Imagine, Rodrigo Duterte uncontrollably crying all the way from Davao upon hearing this sad wave of people - which is US if we needed to remind you - as their despondent sigh rolled all the way through Mindanao, and just completely washing the whole country like a feels tsunami, and leveling everything in its path in to a slag heap of dismal broken hearts. Soul crushing wouldn't even come close to describing the whole scene. All these millions, nay, billions of people - all sad, pathetic and broken. Completely alone with each other, together. This is where sadness came to live and raise its children, the whole of Manila and beyond. Welcome to EDSA.