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Si Gutenberg nag-imbento sang printing press para sa Bible. Subong? Ginaprint ta lang checklists nga indi man natuman.

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Nikola Tesla once claimed he could make a 'death ray.' Subong, kita ya gapusil-sil lang sa laser pointer sa cat.

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The Nobel Prize has no category for Computer Science. Pero kung wala program, wala pa man gani Zoom meeting. Diin na lang academic defense mo sina?

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Kung ga-burn ka sang MP3 CD before, certified techie ka. Subong, ‘download lang sa Spotify’ daw wala effort. ゚viralシfypシ゚viralシalシ

Si Dennis Ritchie kag Ken Thompson, creators sang UNIX—ga-coding pa sila sa keyboard nga daw typewriter. No mouse, no GUI, just pure big brain.

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The Matrix (1999) introduced many to the idea of simulation theory. Pero subong, damo na gid ang nagapaminsar—‘baka simulation lang ni kag bugged ako.’

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Taga-TikTok ka?: “Guba ang time perception subong. Before, may sundial para kabalo ka what time is it. Subong, 'sunod TikTok ko na lang mabalaan ang adlaw.'”

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The internet was born from ARPANET—military project sang US. Subong ginagamit ta lang siya para mag-scroll sa memes kag reels.

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Ang unang password system ginhimo ni Fernando Corbató sa MIT in the 1960s. Subong, password mo pa rin ‘123456’?

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Ang floppy disk may 1.44MB lang nga capacity. Pero kabalo magdala sang whole thesis. Subong, selfies pa lang, ‘not enough space’ na.

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