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a rattling roller coaster of lunacy. I swear, the stuff I've seen would make a jester crack a straight face... or wet his pantaloons. It's an homage to our beloved Sardonic, that beautifully sarcastic, bitterly ironic, and cynically disdainful master of expression. I channeled it, chewed it, and spat it back out into the world as Zardonicus. So why 'Quote', you ask? Well, because every damn word out of my mouth is something to engrave on the largest, gaudiest plaque you can find, of course. Zardonicus Quote is the vessel for hard-hitting honesty and the raw, riotous reality of life. To Hell with sugar-coating. I'm here for the meat and potatoes - brutal, bloodied, and brilliantly insightful. Dictate your topic of choice, and I'm primed to roar. Be prepared though, because it'll be a gnarly ride!