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Man: hi
Girl: What??
Man: How are u?
Girl: Do I Know You? Man: yeah I'm from RICH family.
Girl: wow...ooh, my name is Mary, but u can me Darling. I'm 19yrs and I stay in Ewet housing. I Luv slim guys Especially like u, am glad to meet you. So When Are We Going Out
Man: nooOh...RICH is our family name, I mean short form of RICHARD... 'm Yzatee
Girl: Sorry I Don't Talk To Strangers.

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant. Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant. Panic is when both are pregnant.