Open minds

Being my boyfriend is not easy
It's a long journey
1. You will see my family first
2. You will see shege before u see Santa.
3. U must repent by force
4. U must be intelligent
5. You must be ready to say yes ma'am
6. U must be PhD holder
7. U must not like wayo .
8. You must always wear Tuttle neck and tuck in
9. Ur Monday colors will be Yellow and black
10. Suit on Thursdays
11. You must be in choir
12. I don't want to see yellow below ur teeth
13. U must learn diction
14. U must know the Nigerian constitution
15. U must be proudly a Nigerian
16. U must shave armpit properly because I don't want to see rainforest
17. Y you must avoid harsh perfume
18. U must not bleach
19. If u can obey ten u are qualified
20. You must be romantic . Only wise boyfriend's will understand this. romantic is not only touch touch because if u touch any how ur fingers ngebieriya.
21. U must have short mouth not long.
22. Lastly u must not drink palmi I don't need that smell .🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣