Fs makes u laugh

Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"
Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter" father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother. Sandra is actually your sister."

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ...
Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!" Father: "That's great son. Who is she?" Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that.Angela is also your sister."

This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying. Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!"

The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Dont listen to him He isn't your father.". Pls don't forget to like and share

I have been tricking bike men all my life just
because my house is very close to a cemetery.
Once i climb the bike i will stuff cotton wool in
my nose and when we get to the front of the
cemetery the bike man will have no choice but to
run for his dear life. On this fateful day i climbed
an Aboki man bike as usual I stuffed the cotton
wool in my nose after getting to the cemetery to
my surprise the aboki man did not run , i sing all
the ghost song wey i know finished, dance all the
ghost dance the guy no even move infact I even
vex for the guy, you no day fear ghost , the man
was like give me my money jhoo, i then said oya
follow me into the cemetery and the bike man
came down follow me into the cemetery, I was
shocked!!!well as a sharp guy naa I walked to a
grave knocked on it and say BROS ABEG YOU GET
200 NAIRE THERE GIVE ME MAKE I GIVE THIS
STUBBORN BIKE MAN and a hand bust out
holding 200 naire and said NA MY LAST CARD BE
THiS MAKE SURE YOU RETURN AM OO. My
brothers and sisters till now I no even know who
carry first between me and the bike man and I
still use to see one leg of my Gucci shoe i
dropped while running whenever am passing there
it's not that I can't go and pick it ooo just that I
don't like Gucci product again infact i don't even
like shoe's again.