TIME WITH ELVIS

🇦🇺 Australia vs Arda Güler 🇹🇷
📊 Performance Summary
🎯 Dribbles: 4 attempted
❌ Dribbles completed: 1/5
📉 Possessions lost: 18
🤝 Ground duels: 8/12 lost
🎁 Souvenirs sent to fans: 3
🧠 Match feel: Tried to take control… Australia said “not today.”
Every touch turned into a press test.
💙❤️ Barça fans watching: “STARBOY came with highlights… Australia came with homework.” 😭

😭 Endrick flew all the way to the World Cup just to get the best seat in the stadium.

Carlo Ancelotti saw Brazil struggling, looked at his bench, looked at Endrick... and still said:

🗣️ "Nah, let's keep him there."

At this rate, Endrick's biggest contribution to Brazil's campaign is warming up the bench for 90 minutes. 💀😂

Someone check if Ancelotti forgot Endrick was actually available to play!

The kid went from being Brazil's future to Brazil's most expensive spectator at the World Cup. 😂