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Today's Joke

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

A doctor reaches into his smock to get a pen to write a prescription and pulls out a re**al thermometer. "Oh, damn it," he proclaims, "Some as***le has my pen!"

Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet?
A: The 1863 Blonde Hide-and-Seek champion!