EchoSaint

being in a rich person’s house is so stressful like why can’t i find the trash

bill was $12 i gave the waitress $100 and she said “do you need change back”… sweetheart stop playing with me like be fr

“you handled that so well” no i didn’t, my friend łistened to me rant about it for 6 months straight

just saw a mom trying to get her toddler off the ground saying “please stand up”… then she said “will the real slim shady please stand up” and the kid actually listened 😭

i got a write up today at work but not fired wtf am i supposed to do with this piece of paper mail it to my mommy 😭

when gas was $2.05 i used to drive around to clear my mind… now these thoughts live with me

being in your 20s is watching people move in with their boyfriend of 3 months and pretending you don’t think it’s a stupid idea

honking isn’t enough i need my horn to say b**h wtf are you doing

just tackled a kid cause he found the golden egg with $100 fck that i need gas money

“trust your gut” baby i got anxiety & lactose intolerance i can’t tell which is which sometimes