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9 interesting confusions!!!

1. Can you cry under water?

2. Do fishes ever get thirsty?

3. Why don’t birds fall of trees when they sleep?

4. Why is it called building when it is already built?

5. When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it?

6. “I Love You” is not a questionthen why does it need an answer?

7. Why does round pizza come in a square box?

8. Why doesn’t glue stick to its bottle?

9. If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
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Girl: Baby I am wet.
Boy: Want a paper towel?
Girl: No, I want more than that
Boy: Want 2 paper towels?
Girl: No, baby I want sumthing big and round.
Boy: Damn you want the whole roll?
One word for the Boy

STORY OF A GIRL
A girl was sitting on a chair at the gas station
she worked at. She looked up and saw her
boyfriend walk in. As he was looking at snacks,
a man walked in and pointed a gun at her. He
had been admiring her ring her boyfriend had
given to her as a token of his love. When he
asked her to give it to him, she said no. Her
boyfriend looked up just in time to see her
shot. He ran over to the killer and beat him
over the head with a hammer that was for
sale. Then he ran and called 911. When the
ambulance came, he was sobbing
uncontrollably near his girlfriend.
The doctor came over and felt for her pulse.
Then he stood up and said she was still alive.
Later at the hospital, as he was sitting beside
her, he asked"Why didn't you just give him the
ring?" and then she softly spoke"Because
when you gave it to me, you said it was part of
your love for me and I knew if I gave him the
ring, I would lose that love." The next day, she
was pronounced dead.
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A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.

She immediately reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.

Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, shes sees her husband there, reading magazine.

"Hi darling" he said "Your parents have come to visit us, so I let them stay in our bedroom. Hope you said Hello to them?"
-O.Sh*ttu

A true friend is like a p***s, he stands 4 u in times of need.

A genuine friend is lke a bra, she supports your resources all d times,

A faithful friend is like condom,he protects u from danger,a loving friend is like va**na, she accommodates u irrespective of the size of ur problem!

Where do u belong ?
-O.Sh*ttu