David

Happy New Month.

WHO IS A CHEAP GIRL?
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1. A cheap gal is any gal who is living in a
man's house and the man has not paid her
bride price, no wedding but she is living
with him.
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2. A cheap gal is any gal who is already
having s*x with a common boyfriend and
she does not know where the relationship
is heading to, she does not know where the
guy comes from, no marriage plans, no
wedding hope but she is having s*x with
the guy because of the money she is getting
from him.
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3. A cheap gal is any gal who sends her
n**e pics to her boy friend in the name of
love.
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4. A cheap gal is any gal who has done one
or more abortions and she is still doing
more.
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5. A cheap gal is any gal who dresses half
naked in the name of fashion, exposing her
b***s and other erotic parts of her body in
the street or post such pictures on Facebook
or Whatsapp and receives 500 likes and 100
comments that you're "beautiful" and you
say "thank you".
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6. A cheap gal is any gal who has an affair
with a married man even after knowing it,
having s*x with him, abort pregnancy,
receives money, cause havoc in the man's
marriage in order for her to be married.
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7. A cheap girl is any gal who reads this post
and gets angry.
# GodlyChildren, A WORD IS FOR THE WISE

Job Interview. MP
OFFICER:- What is your name?
Monday:- M.P. sir
OFFICER:- In full please
Monday:- Monday Paul
OFFICER:- Your father's name?
Monday:- M.P. sir
OFFICER:- What does that mean?
Monday:- Matthias Paul
OFFICER:- Your native place?
Monday : M.P. sir
OFFICER:- What's that?
Monday:- Mkpuma Province
OFFICER:- What is your qualification?
Monday:- M.P.
OFFICER:- (angry) What is that?!!!
Monday:- Mathematics Professor
OFFICER:- So why do you need a job?
Monday:- It is because of M.P. sir
OFFICER: Meaning?
Monday:- Money Problems
OFFICER:- Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?
Monday: MP sir.
OFFICER: And what is that?
Monday:- Marvelous Personality
OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.
Monday:- Sir, how was M.P. sir?
OFFICER:- And what's that again?
Monday:- My Performance.
OFFICER:- I think you have M.P.
Monday:- Meaning?
OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!
Don't laugh alone.
Send this to M.P. (Many People) to put smile on their faces.
I have sent this to u because u are M.P. (My People)

[Chorus – Phyno]
Chineke Nna emegokwa nwa ogbenye Ezege
Everyday by day I just dey celebrate oh “eh”
Everything I do e just dey pe*****te oh
I just want to say o thank you Jehova oh
See I’m living large I get Angels o for my gate oh
Never forget where I come from na from ghetto “eeh”
Oh no no no no no no no no no no
I just want to say o thank you jehova oh “eeh”
Buru ekene riwo otuto fada fada eeeh
“Fada Fada eeeh”
A di kwam loyal o fada fada eeeh
“Fada Fada eeeh”
[Verse 1 – Phyno]
I’maputa ilu ogu nwanne belu ebelu
Anyi kolu gi ife anyi fulu nwanne you must kwere
See u come from East enter street brother you know
Ejighim ife I turn to beast nwanne you already kwon
I’ma na onye ahu nyelu-m ndu nga efe ya Efe “Eze ebeghebi” NaijaExtra.com
Onye ahu nyelu’m ego nga eto ya oh “Eze ebeghebi”
I’ma na ndi akpo kpalu’m boot nga ese ha ese “Ndi okpoloo”
Asa ahu kpalu’m boot nga ako ha o
“Asa okpoloo”
I came also and conquer
Olofuta’m Mr wonder
Some wish ka mu ban ye under “at all” I fire them with thunder Nwa na akuzi kwanu nujuu Oh no no noo no…..
Ma na ochie uuuu!! I cover myself ooh
[Verse 1 – Phyno]
Maka Chineke Nna emegokwa nwa ogbenye Ezege
Everyday by day I just dey celebrate oh “eh”
Everything I do e just dey pe*****te oh
I just want to say o thank you Jehova oh
See I’m living large I get Angels o for my gate oh
Never forget where I come from na from ghetto “eeh”
Oh no no no no no no no no no no
I just want to say o thank you jehova oh “eeh”
Buru ekene riwo otuto fada fada eeeh
“Fada Fada eeeh”
A di kwam loyal o fada fada eeeh
“Fada Fada eeeh”
[Verse 2 – Olamide]
I buy moto I dey travel go obodo oyibo
Na private jet remain for me baba you know
Okwudili biko bia na eba take e photo
E no easy to dey chill with Governor Ambode
Na father figure the governor e be to me oh
Since u lost my dad na him e don add up to me oh
I say gone are the days wey owu dey hugi me ….. at all
Right about now all the chiks dey sit down with me
I thank Jehova n’eche mba akanchawa oh akanchawa
Na pounds and dollars me my guys dey take shopwer oh “akanchawa”
Oyo walele where you dey oh “walele eeh”
Ebine okpako where u dey oh “walele eeh”
[Verse 1 – Phyno]
Chineke Nna emegokwa nwa ogbenye Ezege
Everyday by day I just dey celebrate oh “eh”
Everything I do e just dey pe*****te oh
I just want to say o thank you Jehova oh
See I’m living large I get Angels o for my gate oh
Never forget where I come from na from ghetto “eeh”
Oh no no no no no no no no no no
I just want to say o thank you jehova oh “eeh”
Buru ekene riwo otuto fada fada eeeh
“Fada Fada eeeh”
A di kwam loyal o fada fada eeeh
“Fada Fada eeeh”
[Verse 3 outro]
Sir Emeka Ofor Ibu onye nna “Fada Fada eeh”
Otunba Kiala n’ibu onye nna “Fada Fad eeh”
Ogbuefi Chukwuneke Okezie ikpeazu Gburur gburu
Ifeanyi Uba “Fada Fada eeh”
Willie Obiano na olu gi “Fada Fada eeh”
Owelle Igbo niile, palu ya tebe ya welu ya
Welu ya, iya, sekem sekam
Okoto kpatam kpoto, iya, iyakom

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