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02/06/2024

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31/05/2024

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1. I have done many mistΓ€kes in my lifΓ« πŸ˜”, but fΓ―ghting in the place where nobody will sepΓ€rate us, I will never try it again πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜’
The idiΓΆt hold my nΓ«ck 😩😭😭πŸ₯²πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2. May we never have an encounter with a dog that doesn’t fear stones. πŸ₯²
I used all my Jackie Chan moves before I finally apply Temple Run today πŸ˜©πŸ˜­πŸ˜³πŸ™†β€β™€οΈπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

3. ME: Babyβ€š where are you ?
Favour: Am on my wΓ€ay to workβ€š my dad is driving me with his Mercedes Benz X-class because his Lexus ES350 is in garage for service. And you dearβ€š where are you? ☺️
ME: Wellβ€š I’m in a Danfo bus sitting behind you. I just wanted to tell you that you shouldn’t pay the conductorβ€š I’ve already paid for you πŸ™„πŸ₯±
The passengers burst out into laughter and that’s how she brΓ«ak up with me saying I humiliatΓ«d her πŸ˜•
Favour, shey na my fΓ€ult nii? πŸ™„πŸ˜’πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

4. I think Adam is the cause of our failurΓ« in English Language.......😩😭πŸ₯²
God: Adamβ€š where are you?
Adam: I am nakΓ«d. πŸ™„πŸ™†β€β™€οΈπŸ˜³πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

5. Pidgin is the only language where question is mostly the same as the answer πŸ™„
Question: β€œLight dey?”
Answer: β€œLight dey!” πŸ˜’πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

6. She fell in love with an electrician, now the whole family was shoΓ§ked 😳... Una say Wahala be like wetin again? πŸ€­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

7. Mathematics was very interesting in Primary school πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯².....
Until the devil introduced X and Y πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

8. β€œBaby, I can dΓ―e for you” πŸ₯ΉπŸ₯².. says your boyfriend who uses custard plastic to urinΓ€te at night because he’s scΓ€red of going outside πŸ€­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

9. Dearie πŸ₯°, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have MeπŸ™ˆ, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His PostπŸ™ and adding me as your Friend, Love you All πŸ’–

Hope I have Made your Blessed SΓΆul BrightenedπŸ₯ΊπŸ˜’πŸ˜₯

You wanna be My Best Friend right?πŸ™ˆπŸ˜’πŸ˜₯

Cutie, Can I get a Friend request from you, please I’m begging, just a Friend rΓ©questπŸ™πŸ˜’πŸ˜­
PleaseπŸ™Open My Profile and Add πŸ₯ΊπŸ˜”
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30/05/2024

I don dey explain tire πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

28/05/2024

EVENING VIBES πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
πŸ§›πŸΏ WΓ­zzy the b@d guy πŸ§›πŸΏ

Favour pride πŸ§›πŸΏ

1. Sugar daddy order for hook-up girl, na him daughter show up,πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

since morning this is the problem we have been solving😭😭😭😭😭

2. Stop leaving little children at your shop, I bought 10 cups of rice with just 50naira this morning πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I bought 100naira and they make it 30cupsπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜

3. Do you know that crocodile was once a lizard before he joined cult? Mostly that ebikpo lizard🀷🀷🀷🀷🀷

4. If I have offended you anyway, please find a place in your street let's fightπŸ˜–πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜ˆ

I hate nonsenseπŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—

5. I pity those students wey dey study law, for country wey no get lawπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

nah man you beπŸ‘πŸ‘

6. Nah football we dey argue ,which one be say Ronaldo one leg of shoe fit feed my entire family,😭😭😭

with the vibes 😎🀟

7. My English teacher said i failed my English exam,
Me: How? unpossible😁😁

8. I said meet me along the restaurant, you are inside reading their list of food😁😁

Favour finish reading and come and meet me outside, country hardπŸšΆπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒπŸƒ

9. A Γ‘igΓͺria man was caught soaking garri with snow in Canada,🀣🀣

let me don't say the tribe before Yoruba people will say am wicked πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”

10. You guys will be asking wetin favour do me, πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

she serve me breakfast she put egile inside akamu😭😭😭😭

The problem i have with peopleπŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ is that they would read your jokes smile & laugh and still refused to react😭😭😭

PLEASE πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

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27/05/2024

πŸ˜‹ He's a Korean S*x god πŸ˜‹
Hide your Wives!
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Episode 29

Location: Lee's Mansion πŸ›οΈ
Time: Early evening

πŸ˜‹ Lee Chun's POV πŸ˜‹

I and cripple monkey argued all the way from the restaurant, road and up until we got to the mansion

Unnecessary arguments really, she was insulting and I was insulting her and as weird as this may sound it was kinda fun

Annoying? Yes... but fun at the same time

Weird right

I actually liked the way she squeezed her face in a funny frown when I called her a bad name like

Cripple monkey, bucket stomach, rabbit b*tt etc

But I made sure my face was far away from her hand's reach everytime I threw a dig at her...

β€œ... Who told you, you are cute huh? You not cute at all, your head is the size of three men, the same size with a flowerhorn, when you walk it seems it wants to fall of your Head "
That was her latest insult

I don't know why she keeps focusing on my head saying it's big always, is she joking about this or is my head really big?

My head isn't big, it's normal size for a tall person and what's the f**k is a flowerhorn??

β€œ Hey... What's a flowerhorn? Is that a name of a flower or what? "
I asked as I wheeled her closer to the entrance door of the mansion

She burst into a loud, long laughter while I just frown wondering what was funny

β€œ Hey... What's making you laugh huh? "
I asked giving her a confused look

She paused her laughter β€œ You dummy, I can't believe you don't know what a flowerhorn is " she mocked and resumed her laughter

” Whatever!
I don't care what that flowersh*t is but I know I don't look like it, unless it's cute then yes, I look like it course I am really cute "
I said and she laughed even harder...

β€œ Yeah, it's really cute "
She said

But I didn't believe her, if whatever that thing is cute why will she use it as a reference to insult me

β€œ You such a liar "
I said

β€œ Honestly I ain't lying, it's really cute, have you ever seen a ugly flower before? Flower is something beautiful isn't it? "
She said and that's exactly my thoughts, anything being referred to as flower can't be bad or ugly

I stopped wheeling her β€œ Really? Is this flowerborn is really cute? "

β€œ Flowerhorn "
She corrected

β€œ Oh thanks
But is it really cute or you messing with me? "
I asked as I stopped wheeling, giving her a suspicious look to see if she is telling the truth but she didn't flinch

β€œ Of course it's really cute "
She said with a straight face

It seems she is being truthful, but I am not fully convinced

β€œ What sort of thing is this flowerhorn and why does it have a horn attached behind the flower, huh? "
I asked to be completely sure if she was being truthful

β€œ it's a beautiful, colorful, rare... fish that has two cute bump on the forehead that looks like horns, but it's really cute
β€œ
β€œ Fish?? "
I was taken aback by that

β€œ Yes but a really beautiful colourful fish, it's really, really cute "
She quickly said

The name sounds nice, flowerhorn. It doesn't sound like a horrible name, I guess the fish most be really pretty then

β€œ Okay... It does sound cute and cool "
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β€œ Yes really cute and super cool, you know what, I think it would make a perfect nickname for you since you really cute, yourselves. flowerhorn "
She said

And I really can't believe she just complimented me, but I don't like the fact she is comparing me with a fish

β€œ What?.. I don't think I want to be nicknamed after a fish "
I said

β€œ What? Do you have a problem with nature huh?
Ain't people the ones naming themselves aftter animals and plants

Like Rose? Dove, Tiger, Wolf, I have even heard of a person who was named octopus

So what you talking about? Flowerhorn is a cool name and you will have yourself to blame when a musician or a famous person use it as his nickname

And then all the ladies would be admiring that person, saying β€˜ Oh he is so cute like a flower and tough like a horn ' And you will be left sobbing course you know it could have been you getting all the attention "
She said and she did make a valid point

Ladies do love a guy with cute nickname and I really don't want anyone taking the female attention away from me

Plus I really do like the name, flowerhorn? It sounds cute and tough like she said

I was contemplating about making the name my nickname. flowerhorn isn't bad as a nickname, infact it's cool. I think I will love being called flowerhorn since the fish is cute

I stood gesturing to myself as I imagined how cool it would sound when people, wave at me addressing me with the nickname
β€œ flowerhorn, hey oh my God! that's flowerhorn, he is so cute like a flower and tough like a horn..? "
β€œ I like that " I said feeling really satisfied with the name

I was about thanking cripple monkey for such a wonderful nickname but as turned my attention to her face I could see her cheeks were all swollen up like she was holding in laughter

β€œ Hey
What's it? "
I asked giving her a suspicious stare

She shook her head " Nothing... Just wondering how wide my cheeks could expand "
She said and once again she had a straight face

I couldn't tell if she was lying or not

β€œ O..Kay.."

β€œ Let's go in please, I can't wait to meet Byung-ho "
She urged me on and I resumed wheeling her towards the door....

☺️ Byung-ho's POV ☺️

It's been hours that I have been waiting in the sitting room for the moment Lee Chun will come back with Ji-a

Lee Chun elder sister Kia is in the sitting room with me but she has been lying down at one ot the couch, buried in her phone

She wasn't saying anything, just her occasional unannounced burst of laughter she does from time to time

So it was a pretty lonely wait, but I had to course I really wanted to see Ji-a's face...

I jumped up from the couch were I sat immediately with a smiling face as soon as I saw Lee Chun wheeling Ji-a into the building through the door

How I have missed that pretty, smiling face of her's

β€œ Byung-ho! "
She beamed as she saw me spreading her arms wide for a hug

I chuckled then walked towards her...

crouching down, I embraced her, in what was a lose friendly hug

β€œ How are you Ji-a? "
I asked warmly still in a crouched position and I could see a big long smile form across her face

β€œ Guess what "
She said high-spirited

β€œ I..I ain't really good at guessing, but I guess I will try.. "
I stuttered trying to think of what could he making her this excited
I haven't even made one guess when she burst out saying

β€œ I walked, I walked today! "
She said beaming with joy

β€œ W.. what really? You serious? "
I was happy but also aback with what she said

β€œ I am serious "
She said giggling in joy
β€œ Tell him, tell him flowerhorn that I walked, tell him "
She said facing Lee Chun and I chuckled

Flowerhorn? Did she just called him flowerhorn??? The ugly fish with extremely massive forehead that looks like a b*tt!!!!

And what amazed me the most was that Lee Chun didn't get upset, I dare say, it seems he liked the name

β€œ Yes she did kind of walk, but she was supporting her weight on two steal bars "
He said and I chuckled

β€œ and what's funny in what I said? "
He asked staring at me confusedly

I shook my head, then glanced at Ji-a who wss holding herself from laughing and I knew she most have done something

β€œ And oh yes I forgot to tell you
Lee Chun has agreed to be called flowerhorn, infact he has admitted he looks a lot like the flowerhorn. Right? "
She said staring up at him

” Yeah "
He said draggingly, as he was beginning to suspect something wasn't right
β€œ Wait, isn't the fish cute? "
He asked staring at me like he wanted answers

I couldn't hold my laugher in and I burst out laughing really hard and Ji-a joined me

β€œ Heyyy
Why are you guys laughing huh? Answer me"
He said looking frustrated and lost...

β€œ Man, the fish ain't cute at all! It's really ugly with a b*tt head "
I said amid laughter

β€œ What! "
He exclaimed

β€œ Yeah, but you can't change it now, it's your new nickname. It's official. You are a b*tt head flowerhorn "
Ji-a stated and we both Laughed harder while Lee Chun kept arguing against it...

πŸ’„ Min-seo's POV πŸ’„

I have been lying waiting on the bed for quite some time for Lee Chun to come through the door

It's been quite some time since I saw him drove into the compound, he ought to have come up to his room by now

I was being to grow impatient and my whole body was inching me badly for his touch and huge d**k

I had become troubled to the point I decided to go down and fetch him myself... But that was when the door went opening up

And I quickly lay back on the bed, giving out a seductive pose

Lee Chun walked right in, muttering some words in annoyance, he didn't even look at the bed

As he entered the room he just head to the direction of the bathroom door

β€œ I'm not a flowerhorn.. I will show that cripple monkey, I am going to give her a even nastier name than she did me..." he was mumbling as he walked

β€œ Lee Chun "
I had to call out to get his attention

He stopped then turned, his eyes widened out as he saw me lying naked on his bed

β€œ What..What are you doing here? "
He asked sounding kinda pi**ed

β€œ waiting for you baby "
I said with my most seductive voice and one of my hand squeezing on my b**bs

He stared at me for awhile and I could see the lust in his eyes... Before β€œ Go away, leave my room "
He ordered turning round and walking to the bathroom

What??? I was taken aback by that, how could he reject me even with the state I am

I mean I am freaking n*ked!

But I am not giving up so easily

β€œ Lee Chun!! "
I called out again and he stopped

Turning around β€œ What? "
He half yelled

But I could see his eyes widened even more as he saw my hand placed on my pu**y fi*****ng myself with one of my finger while still squeezing on my b**bs

β€œ Ahh... Ahh... Ahh "
I was moaning loud intentionally to get his attention

And he just stood there watching. I could see he was battling with himself, is he trying to resist me?

Why?

I won't let him

So I increased the pace at which I fingered myself moaning even louder and squeezing both b**bs

He stood watching, then later.... He walked to the bed and I kept doing what I was doing

β€œ You want me to f**k you right! "
He yelled climbing on the bed like he wanted to beat me up

β€œ Yes "
I said nodding my head before swallowing

Then he held my hand and removed my finger from my pu**y but quickly replaced it with two of his large finger

β€œ Ahhh "
I gasped as I felt that shape pain pierce inside of me

With no care whatsoever he started fi*****ng me roughly... Then he swallowed my left b**bs into his mouth

β€œ Ahhh...Yes "
I moaned out as I felt the sweet pain of his rough fi*****ng

My pu**y becoming overly creamy

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TBC
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Episode 28

Location: Unknown restaurant

πŸ˜‹ Lee Chun's POV πŸ˜‹

I just sat smiling as I watched cripple monkey rushed the meal in front of her, we are at the restaurant and I have made sure the table was filled up with delicious dishes especially meat

Chicken, beef and pork

I knew Ji-a loves meat and she was staving

I had walked up on earlier in the hospital while she was drooling and salivating over the other patients while the ate

It was a really funny sight to watch, I mean so funny but I also felt bad, really bad for her

I don't know why, maybe because it's never nice for someone to stave? I never really cared if anyone staved before though

I guess their is a first time for everything..

So I decided to bring her to the restaurant to eat before taking her home unless she might swallow me while we drive

I wasn't really hungry, infact I am not hungry at all....

β€œ Yum... Hum... Ahh... "
She was making those funny but seductive sounds she makes while eating and I just find my self gazing mainly at her lips

Her pink, round delicious lips and now it was my turn to salivate and drool

but unlike Ji-a I wasn't thinking about food but her lips, I was having crazy thoughts of just kissing her lips...

β€œ Heyyy
What's wrong with you, huh?"
She asked with her mouth full with pork meat

β€œ Huh... Nothing "
I quickly composed myself

β€œ Then why are you staring at my lips like that? " She asked staring directly into my eyes

I struggled to find my words at first...

I can't possibly tell her, I was thinking about kissing her lips

Is either she insult me or slap me hard...

β€œ Uhm.. I thought you said you ain't hungry, huh? "
I quickly changed the topic and she was the one struggling for words this time
Stories for all
β€œ Uhm...You
You too... I thought you said you were really hungry... Why haven't you eaten anything yet, you just busy staring at me like a boring clown.."
She finally find her voice staring at me suspiciously as she swallowed down her chew up pork

Like I poisoned the meal or something

β€œ I was hungry before, really, really hungry but then..then I lost my appetite and it's all because of you "
I accused her

β€œ Huh.. Me? "
She exclaimed pointing to herself looking gobsmacked

β€œ Yes you! How do you expect me to have appetite with the irritating sounds you making with your mouth, it's so irritating, it sounds like a crying pig and it made me lose my appetite "
I said lying
obviously I love the sounds she makes when she eats

β€œ Whatever "
She just said and continued eating when I was expecting she would land me one of her big insults

I guess she is really, really hungry

β€œ Since you have lost your appetite, it means you won't be needing this "
She sputter, her mouth stuffed up as she pulled my plates to her own side of the table

” Hey... That's mine "

β€œ I thought you said you have lost your appetite " she reminded
β€œ it's not good to waste food "
She added, and with that she started eating what was supposed to be my meal

I shook my head at amazement as she ate the whole thing clean

β€œ Ahhhhhh " I exclaimed
β€œ Your stomach needs to be checked for sure, infact you need to be checked, I don't think you are human at all... "
I was complaining about her when I felt something vibrating inside my trouser

It was my phone, a call just entered

I reached for my right pocket and brought my phone out

A smile formed on my face as I saw the caller ID

πŸ“± Byung-ho πŸ“±
I greeted and immediately Ji-a heard me mention Byung-ho's name she became really excited and get hands were inching to take the phone off me

πŸ“² Lee Chun, where are you? Where is Ji-a?
I came to see her at your place but I was told she hadn't yet returned back from the hospital by this time???
Did you leave her in the hospital? Tell me? How could you? Where are you now?.. πŸ“²
Byung-ho in the other hand was just rushing his words and he seemed really upset about something

πŸ“± Hey... Slow down okay, I_ πŸ“±
I wanted to explain to him that everything is fine and that Ji-a was right here with me but he wouldn't even let me speak

πŸ“² I know I shouldn't have trust you with this, you are so irresponsible, I am sure you have left her in the hospital to go have s*x with some strange sl*t..if anything should happen to her I won't forgive you Lee Chun..πŸ“²
He ranted in my ears

He seemed so worried and concerned about Ji-a well-being that I was beginning to wonder

Why does he care so much about her?

Is he by any chance have develop some sort of feelings for cripple monkey?..

Byung-ho was still busy ranting and in my thoughts when Ji-a snatched the phone away from my hand but in doing so she mistaking pressed on the speaker button

β€œ Heyy
Why did you do that? "
I asked frowning but she completely ignored me

πŸ“± Byung-ho πŸ“±
She called out happily

πŸ“²...I am heading to the hospital right now__ Ji-a!πŸ“²
I could hear as Byung-ho voice changed from anger to joy in an instant when he was thinking he was still talking to me but then heard Ji-a's voice
πŸ“² Ji-a...is that you?πŸ“²
He asked and and she giggled and laughed

πŸ“±Yes, it's me Ji-a πŸ“±

πŸ“² Thank God...Where are you? I have been so worried. Are you with Lee Chun now? Where are you?πŸ“²
He asked, like he could just disappear here and meet her

πŸ“± Yes I am with your friend, and I am in a restaurantπŸ“±

Did she just referred to me as his friend and not by my name??? Meaning I am not her friend????

πŸ“² Restaurant??... Lee Chun took you to a restaurant? πŸ“²
He asked aback at the thought that I actually took someone out to a restaurant

I rarely do that

πŸ“±Yes... are you home? Lee Chun's place?πŸ“±
She asked

πŸ“² Yes, I am in Lee Chun's place now, I came to see you, I brought ice cream with me πŸ“²

πŸ“±Really! Ice cream!!!...Oh No! But I am full already πŸ“±

πŸ“² Oh.. Alright, I guess I will give it to one of the maids then πŸ“²

πŸ“± Yeah, that's a good idea πŸ“±

πŸ“² Alright I will be leaving now, but I come check up on you tomorrow πŸ“²
He said sounding slightly disappointed

πŸ“±No! Please don't go. Wait for us will we soon be back home okay. We are leaving the restaurant now, please don't goπŸ“±
She pleaded for him to wait up

πŸ“² Alright, I will wait πŸ“²
He quickly agreed, his voice showing his happiness

πŸ“±Really? Thank you, you are the best..πŸ“±
She was saying looking really excited and happy...

She seem to be really fond of my friend Byung-ho and I don't know why, but for some weird reason

I didn't like that, I didn't like the way she laughs and smiles when she speaks with him

Am I by anyway feeling jealous?
It can't be

β€œ Give me that "
I said snatching my phone right from her hand while she was still speaking

β€œ Heyyy... I wasn't done talking "
She complained

β€œ Neither was I when you took it away from me "
I reminded and she gave me a bad stare, which I repaid in kind

πŸ“² Hello.. Hello Ji-a.. πŸ“²
Byung-ho was still speaking

πŸ“±On our way πŸ“±
I said harshly then end the call...

I paid for our meal_ I mean her meal course she was the one that ate everything and then we left the restaurant heading home....

πŸ’„ Min-seo's POV πŸ’„

I have been restless all day, my whole body has been inching me for s*x, not just any s*x

My v is longing for only Lee Chun's d**k

No one f**ks better than that cutie

It's been 3 days now, 3 days since he last filled my hole with that monster between his legs and I can't really take it anymore

I have gone too long without his d**k, I have become really addicted to it, it's all I think and dream of now

I need his d**k right now

So I went searching for him in every corner of the glass house and my search led me into his room but he isn't here

Where the f**k are you Lee Chun! Where could you possibly be ??... Oh I remember now

he went out this morning for the hospital with that stupid cripple girl and isn't yet back

I just hate that cripple girl whenever her name is....

Just then from the glass wall of the building I saw Lee Chun drive into the compound

β€œ He is back! "
I jumped up in joy and my pu**y became really excited

I wanted to run down immediately to go welcome him and take him to a place where he could just f**k the hell out of me... but then I got a better idea

Taking off my clothes until I was standing completely naked

I lay on his bed

I will wait here for him to come up into his room...

_______________
TBC
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1. I cālled her last night and told her, " I miss u honey!" and her mother replied, "honey is sleeping, you're talking with the bee!"🀣🀣

2. If u have curves, it'll show clearly from ur picture without you stressingπŸ™„, stop standing like you're playing corner kickπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

3. Employer will be holding ur Cv, birth certificate, health report, school certificate and still be asking u "tell me about yourself"
Me: I'm a CΕ«ltist, sirπŸ˜¬πŸ˜‚

4. One slay queen sent me a message,,πŸ‘‰πŸΌ"dating is a west of time"
And i replied herπŸ‘‰πŸΌ"it is north true"
🀣🀣🀣
As im talking now she has bl0cked me🀣
Weytin concern me🀣

5. If you like stay away from relationships.
Whenever you are ready they will still brΔ“ak your heart πŸ’”πŸ˜‚

6. "You may kiss ur Bride" should be used only for v!rgins. Others should be told "You may continue from where you st0pped "πŸ˜‚

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25/05/2024

πŸ˜‹ He's a Korean S*x god πŸ˜‹
Hide your Wives!
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Episode 27

πŸ˜‹ Lee Chun's POV πŸ˜‹

” Ahh...ahh.. "
I groaned and moaned as the sexy hotty kept stroking my co*k

β€œ Tell me, is this monkey girl worth more than this feeling

So what will it be? will you go back to get a monkey, or will you come to my place and f**k a hotty? "

She asked and didn't even wait for my reply as she started sucking on my d**k

β€œ Oh f**k! "
I moaned out

Jeez! She really knows how to suck a d**k and my d**k was inching really bad to f**k her

I really, really, really want to have s*x with this hotty... So what's stopping me?

Ji-a? The cripple monkey??
The girl that hits and insult me at any opportunity she gets

Am I really going to give up this sweet sensation I'm feeling to go pick that annoying girl from the hospital???

I think I have my answer, I have made up my mind

Placing my hand on the back of her head, I pressed her head down pushing my dick deeper into her mouth before.... I pulled her head away from my d**k with a sigh

β€œ That's enough "
I said putting my d**k back into my trousers

β€œ What are you doing? "
She asked looking confused

β€œ What does it look like I'm doing, huh?
I am choosing to go back for the monkey, i'm going back to the hospital. "
I said then reached into my wallet, bringing out some cash

β€œ Here take, get a cab. Now get down! "
I ordered throwing the money on her laps but she was just looking somewhat dazzled that I was actually sending her out
Stories for all
β€œ Hurry up! Will you.. "
I said already getting impatient with her sluggish response

Slowly she got off my vehicle

β€œ This monkey girl, she most be really special to you right? "
She asked and I just stared at her weirdly

β€œ No...Now get lost! "
I replied then drove off

Special? Is she smoking cheep w**d or what?

I am only going back to pick cripple monkey because I know she can be really something of a nightmare when she is mad and I'm sure she will be pretty angry for the fact I left without her

I am not going back to get cripple monkey because she is special to me

Hell no!

That lady most be a psycho to have suggest that, I regretted I even considered having s*x with her.

πŸ’• Ji-a's POV πŸ’•

Dr Son had gone to attend to other patients, meaning I was all alone, no one to talk to just staring up at the ceiling and people faces

But then my stomach began grumbling and making those funny noises again

β€œ Ouch...Ohhh ".

I am really hungry and it became even worse by the sight I am seeing

All of the cripple patients like myself had either had lunch or were having their lunch which was brought to them by their guidance/family members or well-wishers

The aroma coming out from all their meals was hitting me directly into my nose, making my mouth wet and I find myself swallowing my saliva

I started imagining things, having funny crazy thoughts

Like I was picturing myself in a table full with food, also I was imagining how nice it would be if wss the one chewing the fat chicken lap a lady close by was eating

Or the large pizza slice one fat boy was devouring with all eagerness

Ohhh...
I'm really really hungry

I can't believe Lee Chun just left me here to stave to death, maybe it was his plans all along

Maybe he had planned this before before coming to the hospital

Take Ji-a to the hospital then dump me there to stave to death

That stupid, big head boy!

I wish I had a phone and also Byung-ho contact I would have called him to come pick me up

But I don't, what am I to do now??

I stayed looking all frustrated and hungry as I kept staring at all the yummy food salivating and licking my lips...

β€œ What you doing, huh? "
I heard a voice say and I quickly composed myself

Looking up at the person, I saw it was in fact Lee Chun, he has come back!

I wasn't really expecting he will come back anytime soon, cause I know he doesn't have s*x this quick, he does it for hours, the mad dog

Those it mean he didn't have s*x with the lady afterall

But why is he staring at me awkwardly, did he perhaps saw me salivating

I quickly cleaned my mouth with the back of my palm incase I had any spit hanging about

” Why where you licking your lips huh? What are you thinking about? "
He asked and I just felt like punching him

It's like he knew I am feeling hungry and just wants to make jest of me

β€œ What do you care? huh? Why are you even here? I thought you left with that pretty, sexy lady "
I said frowning at him but he just smiled

β€œ I am here to take you home dummy " He said then dressed his front hair, that covered halfway of his forehead backwards with one of his hand looking around

He looks really handsome

He brought his hand down and his hair returned back to it's former state

β€œ It seems everyone is eating around here huh? Making me feel hungry myself... "

He was speaking and I was wondering why he was laying emphasis on hunger and food??

I was so sure now that he had seen me drooling over the people eating and he wants to mock me with that

I hate him!

He continued β€œ...I saw a restaurant close by, I need to eat, will you like to eat something too cripple monkey? "
He asked arching his eyebrow

When he invited me to lunch I felt like jumping up and giving him a very tight hug him, while screaming YES!

I was damn hungry but I pretended not to care

β€œ Whatever "

β€œ O..Kay
Or are you not through with your therapy? Should I go get Mr Son again so you guys can continue "
He said

Is he kidding me??
Does he want me to faint and die here, I'm freaking hungry

β€œ Heyyyy
Why you asking too many questions huh? I thought you said you hungry? You you not going to the restaurant again?..not that I'm hungry or anything

I just want to get home on time so I can rest? "
I said swallowing my saliva out of great hunger

He smiled mischievously
β€œ Sure you ain't "
just don't finish the whole food in the restaurant "
He muttered in a low tone but I heard what he said

β€œ What? " I frowned
Did he by any chance refer to me as a glutton??

β€œ Nothing "
He said and he was still smiling and laughing inwardly as he came to wheel me out

What's making him laugh?
He was making me angry and nervous

β€œ Stop that! "
I rasped

β€œ stop what? "
He asked acting confused

β€œ That! "
I said pointing to his face
β€œ Stop doing that with your mouth, nothing is funny okay "
I grunted

β€œ Alright cripple monkey
Let's go to the restaurant before you eat me "
He said mockingly

β€œ Shut up "
I cried hitting him hard on the arm

β€œ Ouch "

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TBC


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