Hapimom

I entered this bus this morning on my way to work and noticed this couple sitting very close to each other.

At first, I thought, “Aww, see lovebirds o.”

Like it is normal couple conversation.

But the way they were pressing their heads together looks suspicious.

They would look at someone… lean in… whisper… then laugh.

I said okayyy. Let me observe and know why they are acting like this.

We got to the first bus stop. Someone came down.

Immediately the wife leaned into the husband’s ear and whispered, “This guy has body odour.”

Both of them burst out laughing.

That was when I knew.

These people gossip passengers.

Every bus stop? New victim.

Another person came down.

They looked at the person’s shoe, and leaned in again. “Can you imagine this kind of shoe?”

They both laughed again.

I said ahhh... I might be the next victim because my bus stop is near.

Now, we got to my bus stop.

The driver said, “where is that lady that wants to stop here.”

I kept quiet.

He repeated it.

I said, “Oga, I don’t want to stop here again.”

The wife (couple gossips) turned and said, “But you told the driver you’re stopping here.”

I gave her one dangerous side eye that translated to: “You want to gossip me abi? Lie lie.”

The driver said okay and moved.

Right now, I am still on my way to where I don't know...

But I will not come down before them.

I don see say na gossip wey couples use to run their marriages now.

No wahala!! 😠🥹

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