Love Mall

One day I was sitting in my office thinking deeply about my life. I realized that out of the 500k I earn every month, I hardly save 100k. Almost all the money goes to my wife.

I told myself that if I am working this hard and spending almost everything on her, then that must be real love. I even sponsored her education up to Master’s degree level.

When I married her, she only had O-Level results, but I supported her to grow.

Then a question came to my mind:
Does she truly love me the way I love her?

That thought stayed in my head for a while. We had been married for five years, and I had never tried to test her love before.

So one day I decided to do a small test.

I typed some fake medical results and even created a fake hospital stamp so everything would look real.

When I got home, I showed the result to my wife. Immediately she started shouting.

She said:
“You have destr0yed your life! I used to warn you that the pain relief drugs you take are too much.”

I take pain relief sometimes because of stress from work and long traffic hours.

Then she said:
“Now see the result. You will face the consequences alone. I don’t have strength for this kind of pr0blem.”

I was shocked by her reaction.

She then advised me to contact my brother in the UK so I could travel there for better treatment.

While I was still pretending to think about what she said, she started calling my relatives.

She told them:
“Kola’s k!dneys are d@maged. It’s not my f@ult so nobody should blame the food I cook. I warned him many times about taking too many pain relief drugs like paracetamol and Panadol.”

I stayed calm while she finished calling them. After that, many of my relatives started calling me, but I told them to relax and that I would explain later.

Then I knelt down in front of my wife and said:

“You were right that you warned me before. But right now I need a k!dney donor. Please donate one of your k!dneys for me.”

Immediately her voice became loud.

She said:
“Me ke??? What about your mother? Your father? Your siblings?”

I reminded her that we had been married for five years without a child, and doctors said the pr0blem was from her side. I told her that despite that, I still stood by her, supported her education, and paid for many medical treatments.

Then I begged again:
“Please help me donate a k!dney.”

She replied:

“Looking for a child and k!dney pr0blem are not the same thing. God that gave us two k!dneys knows why. I cannot do it. Call your family.”

Then she started calling my family members again.

But something happened that made me emotional.

My mother said she would donate one of her k!dneys.
My father also said he would donate one so that I could have two complete k!dneys.

That moment really touched my heart.

I then told everyone the truth — that it was only a prank test and I was not s!ck.

When my wife heard it was a prank, she started laughing and said she already knew and she was only pretending.

But honestly, I did not believe her.

I reminded her that she had stayed in my house for five years without a child, and despite spending so much money on medical treatment, I never insulted her, never pun!shed her, and never transferred aggression to her. Instead, I kept looking for solutions.

If she could not even consider helping me in such a serious situation, then it meant she did not truly love me.

So I asked her to leave my house and I filed for div0rce.

Many people tried to beg me and calm me down, but anytime I remembered how she reacted that day — no sympathy, no concern — my mind became stronger.

Right now she has moved out of my house, and our div0rce process will begin next month.

And someone will still say:
“Never love your mother more than your wife.”
Hmm… life will teach everyone their own lessons.

Almost lost your self Ke!

you wey lost kpatakpata 🤲

God abeg oooo.