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Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes

Me: I wish for a world without lawyers

Genie: Done, you have no more wishes

Me: But you said 3

Genie: Sue me.

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Dropping some funny dad jokes to brighten up your day.

When I was just a kid, I used to pray for bicycle. Then as I grew older, learned in Sunday school, that's not how prayer works.

So I stole a bike....and prayed for forgiveness.

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