Prophetic Onions

I swear I'm buying this particular spring bed a day before my wedding, because I've noticed that parents stopped producing reasonable kids since mama and papa stop to knack for this spring bed..

Bed wey Dey co-operate and synchronize with the movement of the knacker and the knackee during conjugal rendezvous; there was no such thing as "harder harder" during the era of this bed, because as papa push mama ge***al, the bed go automatically return the ge***al for another push — gravity go just Dey regulate velocity.

The benefits are:

1. Men lived longer then. Because they were not subjected to the "harder harder" disaster that came with the invention of flat wooden beds.

2. Children that were conceived on those spring beds Dey hear word, because they are products of planned intimate lo******ng, in a responsible missionary position. Unlike these indomie generation kids that were conceived in nightclub toilets, backseat of cars, quickies from ridiculous and sophisticated positions.

We live in a world that loud and magnify evil and negativities above good and positivities. If you speak good and positive of people or something no one hears it, but when you speak evil of something or someone everyone hears it.

If you do good no one would broadcast it but commit scandal and you'd become talk of all social media because people you don't pay would help to broadcast it.

Same thing happens in your personal life. You are always too quick to detect your lack and weaknesses but you hardly see your accomplishments and strength. And because you focus more on negative things about you therefore you attract more of negative things to yourself because your mind work like magnet.

Moral:
It does not matter the amount of prayers, sacrifice or charms you do. If your mind is quick to focusing on negativities you'd always attract negativities.



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