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Customer: How much is this?

Igbo trader: Nwoke oma, na just shikini money. 1500, cash and carry.

Customer: I only have 1k ooo!

Igbo trader: Haba nah! E no even reach cost price, nna. I bought it 1100. Oya, carry am for 1200.

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Customer: How much is this?

Hausa Trader: Na 1 pipe madam.

Customer: Aboki, no be 1000?

Hausa Trader: Kai! Kwastomer, you don try, but add something on tof make I sell am gip you.

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Customer: How much is this?

Yoruba trader: One tasan five hundred jale jale.

Customer: Mama, e no gree for 1k?

Yoruba Trader: brings out broom and sweeps customer away from her shop.

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Customer: How much is this?

Edo Trader: (Eyes customer suspiciously) Na 1500 naira.

Customer: E no gree for 1000 naira?

Edo Trader: How many you want?

Customer: Just two pieces.

Edo Trader: Oya, go inside select the one wey you want.

Customer: Attempts to pick the goods.

Edo Trader: (Grabs him by the belt) Ole ooo! Ole ooo! Ole ooo!!!!

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