Mary j

Fun Time: My Hand Fought Me Last Night 😂🙏

Soooo... I slept like i was fighting in my dream and used my hand as pillow 😩 Woke up this morning and my hand said “Madam, you go feel me today!” Swollen like Agege bread!

Lesson I learned the hard way:
1. If your hand starts doing “zizi zizi” like current in your sleep — ABEG WAKE UP! Don’t form strong head like me 😂
2. Your arm is not a pillow. Buy pillow biko 🙏
3. If e swell like this and no go down tomorrow, go and see doctor o. I no be doctor, na patient I be 😂

And to our husbands/daddies in the house — before you sleep off with football on TV, please do security check 😂 Check madam, check the children. Sometimes we dey sleep anyhow and won’t know we’re hurting until morning. Just 2 seconds to adjust their hand can save hospital money!

I don bandage am. I dey fine. Na small village people attack 😂 Who else has slept on their hand before? Confess below 👇 You’re not alone!