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A lecturer explains marketing to his students:

1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" ...
- That's Direct Marketing.

2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Gorgeous Girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him!"
- That's Advertising.

3. You are at a party and see a Gorgeous Girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can I marry you?"🙄
- That's Brand Recognition.

4. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.😱
- That's Customer Feedback.

5. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
And she introduces you to her husband. 😛
- That's Demand and Supply Gap.

6. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and before you say: "I m rich, Marry me!",
Then your wife arrives.😳
- That's Restriction for Entering New Markets.

Thank you class 🚶🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️😄
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I remain your married man 💞

Samuel Hillary

Today I asked my wife to give me N5000💰 to buy a couple of beer.🍺

Truly speaking, I'm that one guy who hate bathing, so my wife said she will give me the money on one condition.💁🏼

She said "Go and bath. I have already put some warm water in the bathroom".🚿

I went in there and applied some Vaseline on my body and then do my own things.🧴

After few minutes, I rushed out where she was sitting with the kids and said "I'm done bathing, where's my Money?"🤷‍♂️

They all looked at me and started laughing😂

I was very surprised and getting angry at the same time😡

Then one of my kids said... "You clearly didn't bath Dad

Because the money is right under the soap".😭
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DM for account promotions at affordable prices 🥰

I remain your married man 💞

Samuel Hillary