HoilSuite Weekend Poolside

The making and eventual outlook of the poolside and Bar come have fun Hoil suites& Apartments Inec Road

1. I once cried over a hrtbreak but after eating Fried Rice nd Chicken, I drank Coke den I realized it was hunger😁
2. Dis Timaya's song "I can't kill mysef" is de reason why I hav not saved Shishi(one naira)dis year🙆🏿‍♂️
3. Seven deadly words dat can quickly kill a child is... "Ur mama don dey find u since morning"🤧
4. Everytym u complain Government is not keeping to dere promise, u dat bought Coke since, hav u return de bottle?🙄
5. God plz oo bless our hustle oo make our Mama no follow campaign bus go Lokoja bcuz of 1k🙏

6. Stop been surprised if a girl cry's after break-up, bcuz it's not easy to loose ur only source of income 🤣🏃

7. I stopped in front of a Hotel & shouted "Oga ur wife is coming" cm nd see men running out of de hotel🤣 I'll go again 2moro😎

8. Anytym I remember dat sum1 wil Win in BBN for staying in a huz Kissing, Eating, Gossiping, Quarreling, Fighting, Sleeping & having free S*x, I bring out my certificates & use it to fan mysef 😥....
Dis Life no balance 😁

9. Tank God dis Lockdown didn't affect my Brain.. I stil remember A Noun is A Name of Pencil, African Plate of Beans..😜

10. U've been dating dat girl for more Dan 5yrs now, wit no intention of marrying her.. plz Uncle Pharaoh, let my sister go!🙄

11. Wen a guy start asking ur Blood group nd genotype.. Aunty go price wedding GOWN, u made it to quarter finals 😏

12. If ur Papa na Policeman or SARS, u suppose dey go deliverance Wella cos on a normal day e no suppose beta 4U🙄

13. Dear gals..
If God didn't want ur Breasts to fall, he would hav put bone in it.. So, be proud of ur sagging Boobs🏃

14. Sumbody just donated blood 💉.. He later fainted nd he was given his blood Back 🙆🏿‍♂️🤣