Talebobo skits

When a man get horny💦

The 🍆rises and gets hard

WHEN A WOMAN IS HORÑY.

Her puššy swells..

Clitøris enlarges and tickled..

Añus dilates..

Heart beats faster...

Temperature rises...

Pvssy gets wet...

Nipplês gets thicker and hardened...

Emotions gushes through her face...

Countenance seems needy...

She forgets heavenly race...

She forgets she is a choir in the church...

She looses her home training...

Her father's warnings doesn't count anymore...

Her mothers pleadings falls on deaf ears...

She is ready to be rammed and slaughtered...

Her wómb calls for puncturing...

Her bræst wants to be dealt with..

Her vag*na walls begs for healing...

She is about to die...

In the next 5minutes, if no one answers...

The gate man would loose his job...

The plumber becomes attractive...

Her laundry man is in the detail...

Her colleague at work becomes attractive...

Her landlords son is her ideal man...

She can't hold it anymore...

No one is coming through...

Cucumber is winking at her...

Even bottle becomes sedüctive...

Hmmmmmm Women🙄😒🚶

Fear Women😂🤗

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When Nollywood actors are caught in bed with another woman by their wives, here is what some of them will say..

Ramsey Noah :
"I am sorry dear. I can assure you it is not what you think. I can explain"

John Okafor(Mr Ibu) :
"Na my village people. You know me nah. You know say I no fit do that kind thing. Na my Nkanu masquerade dey pursue me"

Pete Edochie :
"The bird that thinks it owns the sky has never been hit by the broom of a witch. Breathe a word of what happened here to another soul and I'll show you what fire does to the ears of a rat"

Chiwetalu Agu :
"Ekwensu eromancia mammy water! You are an old school. You don't know how to do. She knows how to do. I did it with her. Why are you angry?"

Nkem Owoh(Osụọfia) :
"I said it. This is a set up. So,you set me up with your best friend. If not,why was she seducing me? How did you manage to find us here? I said it that you are an evil woman. Don't worry, when we get to the ụmụnna,you'll explain to them what your best friend that you introduced to me is doing on our matrimonial bed"

Olu Jacobs :
"Now,I am sorry. I'll give you a cheque of #10 million. Take it and go shopping with it. I'll also buy you a new car. Make sure it helps you forget whatever it is you saw here"

Charles Awurum :
"Na this witch oh. She talk say my wife no fit match her for bedroom activities. Talk say na she be the best. That my wife still be a learner. I don tell am say my wife dey do pass her,but she no gree. Na im I talk say make I do am with her to prove her wrong"

Francis Odega :
"Honey,I fit swear with my life say I no know say this woman no be you. How come una two resemble so? Nawaoh! Na when I dey on top the thing I come begin wonder say my wife thing no dey ever sound so. My wife own na kpaa kpaa kpaa. But this one dey sound fukum fukum fukum. Na the thing I just dey wonder before you come open door"

Tony Umez :
"I am sorry, duurling"

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