Imperium Tv

MORNING JOKES 😂😉
1. Nigerians will never believe u are sick until uVreject delicious foods. Naija I hail oo
2. Yesterday, I saw a book titled "how to solve fifty percent of ur problem" nd I bought two
3. My first day at boarding school, I was served rice and I was still waiting for stew when one guy tapped me from d back nd said "bros, na jollof rice b dat oo" I nearly cried
4. The greatest shock u can get is having s*x with ur pregnant wife and the hand of d child grabbed ur dick and shouted "papa my eye oo"
5. The way my English as improved, it makes me feel photosynthesiscally
6. I thought my situation is worsen until I met a friend who is still paying his wedding loan after divorce
7. My friend mixed tramadol with w**d, guess what. The idiot is now eating bread with kiwi polish
8. Come to think of it, I have never seen ambulance in a filling station do those vehicles use blood
9. My sister if he tells u "I love you from the bottom of my heart", ask him who is at the top. I hate nonsense lie
10. I grew up in a country where the answer to "where are u going is I am coming"
God bless every hand that will react and comment
THE END

Good afternoon Sir's /Ma's
Have a wonderful weekend

😹 😂 😂 😂
1. Cute guys will always walk up to a lady with charming eyes, and say "my friend over there likes you" and he will point at one monkey 🙊 with head like kosoa half plot.......
😊 😊 😂
2. I never knew this covid 19 was serious 😒 until I saw a doctor eating bread 🍞 with drip 💦
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3. Welcome to nigeria where people boost of insanity...... They will be Like, I dey mad ooooo, my head dey sawaooo
The opponent will be like " no be only you mad oooo me self, my head no dey house...... 😂 😂
Where your head come dey before, house of assembly 😂 😂 🚶 🚶 🚶
4. I just broke 💔 up with my Benin girl friend and now she is at her village, my mummy told me that woman will kill me one day, am now seeing otapiapia(insecticide) as energy giving drink...... 😥 😥 😹 😹
5. A girl in my compound said lion is domestic animal trained in a poultry, I was still correcting her when she said science is the best answer to a fool 😹 😂 😂 😂 lo and behold i fainted 😊
6. Kudos to those guys that usually say " I see my future kids in your eyes" Welldone chairman of national population census, hope you are seeing pampers, golden morn and naming ceremony....
Yeeee who stone me 🏃 🏃 🏃 😂 😂
7. That moment you and your dad ague over football ⚽ and he says" kante plays better than messi" that you say see this mumu ooo
Fada lord lemme come and be going 🚶 🚶 🚶
8. Assuming bible were written in nigeria Gen1:3 will be like
God said let there be light and nepa say for which area..... ‼‼▪
9. that moment you want to give ten naira to the offering box and heavy breeze blows the money from your hand to the alter..... 😖 😖 😥 😥
all eyes on me .... 😂 😂
10. I taught have seen it all until I saw a church in enugu named " operation carry devil nack for ground bible ministry 😊 😊 😂
9ja we are moving forward..... 😂
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Love 💗 you all
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