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At the m0rgue where my late father was deposited, one of the m0rgue attendant shared some stories to cheer me up. Among all the stories, but there was one crazy story that I can never stop laughing whenever I remember.🤣

Let's call this morgue attendant Dan.

Dan said he was on duty one day when a d.body was brought, it was a woman in her 60s. After the paper works were done, his phone number was collected by one of the family of the deceased.

Usually when a d.b is deposited, a member of the deceased family goes to check the d.b maybe once a week and when they do, they usually tip the m0rgue attendants with maybe N500 or N1000 to pay more attention to the co**se of their loved one, if you tip them N2000, they will roll on the floor for you🤣

Back to my story.

The next day Dan got a call from a foreign number, it was a young man who introduced himself as the only child of the late woman that was brought the day before. He said he was not in the country that Mr Dan should take proper care of his mother's d.b and make sure it doesn't change much.

He asked for Mr Dan's account details and sent him 20k. Imagine someone whose largest tip is 2k was sent 20k. Dan said when he returned to his duty the next day, he went straight to where the d.b of the woman was kept, he cleaned her up so well and placed her at a very good spot.

The next week, the son called him again and asked about his mother and sent him another 20k, that was how the son was sending 20k every week for the 6weeks the woman was there.

That the woman's d.b is the first he checks when he resumes and the last before he leaves. Everybody at the m0. rgue became aware of Dan and his 'VIP C0r. pse Client'.🤣

When the son traveled down for the burial and visited the m0.rgue, he was impressed at the state of the mother's d.b, he gave Dan 20k, gave 2 other attendants he met there 5k each. he told them to get her ready for the burial that weekend.

The day the family came to pick up the woman for burial, the whole M0rgue attendants came to work that day...🤣They cleaned, painted, dressed her up and wore her make up... everyone worked so hard!🤣

The son was happy, he gave the 4 of the boys that helped 15k each and gave Dan $200.

Dan said when he saw Dollars he almost cried.🤣

All the workers were sad and empathetic with the young man...

Not because his mother passed away,
Not because he was grieving,
But because their favorite client was leaving.🤣

Dan said he almost called the guy on phone one day to tell him "bros, anybody never dye for una family again? abeg if anybody dye for una family, nor carry my market give another person o, I be your sure plug"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Posted on January 31st 2020

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