Lifeiscool

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Since Buhari has been the most mentioned name in Nigeria this past years, I think Oxford Dictionary should consider creating a space for him in the dictionary.
For example:

Buhari: /bu-ha-ri/ adjective: hard, difficult.Verb: buhari. Past Tense: buharied Present Continuous: buharying Present Perfect: buharise
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E.g:.. Some girls always like to buharise things.. The test was buharistic... I had a very buharied week.
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: To complicate, make things worse, unbearable.
😂😂😂 E.g:.. Please don't come and buharificate issues here... The only way to reduce applicants is to buharify the process... How was your exam? It was buharific!
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Three weeks ago, I had a one night stand with a girl I picked up while I was on my way home. This girl introduced herself as Ronke, a Yoruba girl from Osun state. I love Osun state and it's people. She told me about her church, and described to me where she worshipped. But Ronke never gave me her address.
In the bedroom Ronke was fire and breamstone joined together. She was more than a professional when it came to handling a man on bed. She gave it to me in all styles and angles until I got tired and slept off, snoring like a spoilt generator.
What surprised me was when I woke up in the morning to find a plate of porridge served to me right beside my bed. Beside it was a cup of hot tea and a note. I picked up the note and read its content.
"Alexander, I'm gone.
Hope you enjoyed your meal, you must be famished by now.
Love. Ronke."
Ronke had left me no number to contact her. I quickly picked up my wallet to confirm my cash. My wallet was still stocked with my eighty thousand naira, and no single note was missing. What manner of girl is this. Ronke had every chance to steal from me, and I wouldn't even know, but she never did. She had left my room just the way it was, and even took time out to cook and serve me my breakfast.
That very day, I decided that it was time I finally got into a serious relationship. And this time, I wanted it to be with Ronke. I was already fed up with being single. How can a man like me be single. This time, I made up my mind that a girl like Ronke was what I needed.
I was tired of meeting all this girls that fly at night. All those ATM and Money sucking mosquito girls had already scared me away from love. But Ronke had revived it. She may have heard her flaws because of the one night stand that took place, but she had proved herself different. After all, we are all humans with sexual feelings.
I set out to Ronke's church for two reasons. God forgive me. The First was to search for Ronke, and the second was to get her address. This Wednesday

MEANING OF KISSES
Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready
Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together
forever
Kiss on the Ear = You are my everything
Kiss on the Cheek = We're friends
Kiss on the Hand = I adore you
Kiss on the Neck = We belong together
Kiss on the Shoulder = I want You
Kiss on the Lips = I love You
1. WHAT SOME GESTURE MEANS...
Holding Hands = We definitely love each other
Slap on the Butt = That's mine
Holding on tight = I don't want to let go
Looking into each other's Eyes= I just plain love you
Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go. Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you
2. ADVICE - Don't ask for a kiss, take one and If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love..