Laugh Line

Maturity is realizing that in Titanic, Rose throws a $250 million necklace into the ocean for an unemployed man she slept with once—a man who never even owned it. She ignores the explorer who devoted his life to finding it, kept it hidden for decades, and dumped it for no reason.
She also let Jack freeze instead of sharing the door, never told her husband about the necklace, and denied her granddaughter an easy retirement.
The real villain of Titanic? You guessed it. It’s Rose.