BethDon Stories Library

6 years in primary school🙋‍♂️

3 years in Junior High school😌

3 year in Senior High school😏

4 years in university😱

2 years or more on strike, protest and co for some of my people😒

1 year of youth service and you will finally get a job of N50,000🙆‍♀️🤦‍♂️

While somebody will just shout “skiborobo skibo robo skibo yeba oshee baddest”😏 and be making milliöns 😩😩😭😭 and his friends will reply “It’s Young John the wickëd producer” an be making milliöns as well. 🙆‍♀️😭😭😭🥲

And you think the person that introduced Education will make heaven......🤔🚶‍♀️😒😭😭

I will be waiting for him at the gate of heaven.......😒😒🙄🤧🥲

That one that introduced “Examination”😒 should not bother coming near heaven🚶‍♀️🙄🥲

Shebi you see that one that invented “Mathematics”?🙄😒🤔😏😩😭😭

Hmm make I no talk again.🥲😒
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So you want to go without liking this post abi, Ungrateful soul's 😌😌😌

*🏌🏽DATING A CHURCH SISTER🤦‍♂️*
Me : Babe watsup?
Girl : Please my name is Ropa not Babe
Me : OK Ropa how are you?
Girl : The Lord is my strength 💪..
Me : OK, What are you doing now?
Girl : I'm cooking🍱🍜
Me : aww, should I come and help you?
Girl : I can do all things through Christ
that strengthens me
Me : hmmm OK ooo. At least I will come after you have finished cooking the food so u will serve me..
Girl : please.., I only serve the living God and not human beings🙄.
Me : OK sister Ropa what are u wearing now?
Girl : am wearing the full armour of Christ...
Me : Honestly looking forward to hold your hands one of these days
Girl : Touch not my anointed says the Lord
Me : when will I see you then?
Girl : Only those that are saved will see the Lord!
Me : Alright, I give up…
Girl : God will never give up on you
Me : What can I get for you on your birthday?
Girl :The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want.🙅🏽‍♀️😏💀😂😁🙆🏾‍♂️

*Short story 🌚🌚*

*A family was having a brēakfast and the daughter started talking*
*Daughter :Dad When I was coming back from school I saw mummy with a man*
*Mum: Clóse ur mouth u're eating*
*Dad: Talk What hāppened*
*Daughter: They were going inside the bush And I foll0wed them....*
*Mum: Shūt up ur mouth and eat aren't you hearing me*
*Dad: Let her be, say what u're saying*
*Daughter: So When I foll0wed them to the bush they started kīssing*
*Dad: Hmmm really?? So what hāppened*
*Daughter: They started doing that thing that you were doing with aunty joy*
*That day mum travelled*
*Dad: I thought ur mom said u should Shūt up*
*😂😭💔*

Topic for Today:

As a lady can you pay transport for a guy to come and visit you🤷🏻😳🤣

❣️❣️BethDiary❣️❣️

Ladies, what makes you put someone in the friend zone?