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So I was at my fiance's parents house earlier today for a formal introduction and official knocking on the door. And I had gone alone.

Upon my arrival, I met her father, and after a brief discussion with him, I made known my reason for coming.

ME: (Clears throat) So sir, actually I found a ripe apple in your garden and I have come to pluck it...

FATHER: (Smiles broadly and nods) You're welcome, my son... But who is this ripe apple that you have come for? You know I have seven daughters...

ME: (Trying to remember her name)

FATHER: Is it Oluchi?

ME: Which of them is Oluchi?

FATHER: The fair tall one...

ME: God forbid!... That one too get bad character abeg.

FATHER: Ah! Okay, is it Nneka? The chubby one..

ME: I dey craze? that one wey short come round like ball...

FATHER: Hmmm! Okay, is it Amaka? the dark slim one...

ME: Ha!! No o... Amaka wey sabi p!ss for bed? Person wey dey p!ss till daybreak.

FATHER: (Surprised) Wonderful! Mr Nnamdi, how come you know them so well?

ME: It's a long story, sir... But the person I came for is ehmmm (Trying to recall her name again)

FATHER: Okay, I think it's Oluebube... Oluebube, the b***y one...

ME: Oga, I take God beg you, no even go there! Oluebube wey be like man? everywhere for her body just strong like rock... Nyash be like hammer! Wait, that her nyash sef, she dey use am break palm kernel?

FATHER:😲😲😲😲

Why is it difficult for a single mom to get married or remarried but easy for a single father to get remarried?
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